I went to the eye doctor and found out that my eye disease (keratoconus) has not gotten any worse over the last year! Feeling intensely relieved.

life is hard, but i sparkle on

What is the origin of the phrase "stay winning"?

I can't imagine ever saying this, but my favorite hypothetical pick-up line is "Have you ever been with a small man with a [pause for effect, raise eyebrow] medium-sized penis?".

It's a good thing my students can't smell me over the Internet, because I really work up a stink something fierce when I get to talking about something I'm passionate about!

being nonbinary means i'm already mixed company all by myself

i'm pretty sure we have a mediterranean house gecko in our house!

i am become the birthday bunny rabbit, enjoyer of carrot cake

First puzzle in the new place!