My daylilies are flowering!
oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me
TIL Moose (the actor who played Eddie on Frasier) was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly in December of 1993.
I'd prefer to identify as instrumentally online
Terminal/instrumental is a false dichotomy, the right overall perspective on goal pursuit is a progressive cycle where what is means from one standpoint is end from another and the whole process as a certain kind of process is an end in itself... I am constitutively online
Mal: You're so cool!
Me: I hear the jury's still out on that.
Mal: I'm the judge, jury, and sexecutioner.
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
for every wizardly action, there is an equal and opposite wizardly reaction
*blasts you with fireball*
your fireball flies neatly into my Awesome Wizard Bong >:)
tumblr user mark-gently , don't you dare bring physics into magic, i'm begging you, magic is my only solace away from that logical hellhole of equations
i think you've got it backwards: Newton was bringing magic into physics
i love having like a single mutual for each of my niche interests its like being a president with a cabinet. and what news from my Secretary of House of Leaves today
in this house, we sometimes call coffee "ooffee", because we like the triple doubled letters it makes
@glamazord and i have a strong preference for Ask Culture, which is why we frequently say to one another "Thanks for asking, ass king!"