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I want a week of solitude. It would be so much fun 🤩

Good news! It gets worse!

I think it's the galactic orbit thing that really did me in

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHARKS HAVE BEEN AROUND THE GALAXY TWICE

I always thought sharks were awesome but,

ChatGPT is running out of money because they haven't actually figured out how to make money with the plagiarism engine they created.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

The joke tells itself

ID in alt

I’ve heard of a murder of crows before, but this is friggin ridiculous.

I, for one…

“QUOTE THIS B*TCH”

Is this a mood?

Bc I feel this in multiple levels.

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

I don’t know what’s more cringe, the swimming googles, the random-generated lyrics, or the fact that the vibe is extremely accurate 💀💀💀💀💀💀

when u snuggle ur stuffed animals the love gets storred in the stuffing for later and then when u hug them later u feel the love come back out its like a spomge

Wait…

This makes total sense!

I’ve been trying to find this gifset because this is relevant now more than ever.

holy crap Adventure Time

People: oh, you still watch cartoons? Umm aren’t you an adult? How do you find that interesting 🤨?

Me: bitch how do you find The Bachelor interesting? Are the Kardashians waking you up?! Stfu 😑

maybe life is all about waking up every day and trying to learn how to appreciate the beauty of the world without allowing the ugliness of everything that has happened to me in the past to interfere with it

okay.

Video Source | Yurok Tribe | Save California Salmon | Redwoods Rising

I will also say the danger of having a woodland all planted at the same time, beyond the fire risk and the lack of sunlight meaning a habitat that just isn’t diverse, is that in a hundred two hundred years when those trees have lived their long lives, there just won’t be a woodland, they’re planted at the same time they die at the same time and suddenly your habitat doesn’t exist, this a big danger of the drives to plant lots of trees for climate change, it needs to be a managed process over a very long period of time they need to be cared for and sometimes the best thing for the environment is to cut a tree down that isn’t as productive so specific chosen trees can flourish for the benefit of the whole habitat

the smell of the rain is so overwhelmingly calm and gives me so much serotonin it’s unimaginable

Can somebody explain the joke?

Thank you (preemptive)

Only non-native speakers will get it.

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…

i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

Also, I, a mammal, have paid 80 bucks to get into a water park to get the opportunity to feel like that fish, and that motherfucker gets in for free every day is fish day at the fish waterpark

well the MOST humane thing would be to not build dams blocking salmon migration routes, nor create a society where there are only resources allocated to solving the problem at all because blocking the salmon endangers the profits of a segment of the food industry. 

Buuuut since we’re past that already, here are a couple of additional thoughts:

1 this IS the more humane alternative, which was invented to lower injury and death rates associated with previous techniques. When a better alternative is revealed it will probably replace this one. But this one is a pretty huge improvement over the other methods, one of which killed off something like 80% of the fish involved. A study of the above fish tube was conducted by Pacific Northwest National Laboratories in 2017 on the Columbia River and showed a much higher success rate. In that study, only one fish died (“due to a human error during the system setup”) and only 3 percent had signs of injury. So. The next best improvement might have to be “remove dam”

2 they are on their way to die. That is where we are helping them get to. That’s the end goal of the salmon’s migration. They on their way to mutate, start rotting alive, have an orgy, and die. That’s where the tube is taking them.

So like, it’s not going to be the weirdest thing they experience this month, is what i’m saying. 

thank you for that, @hug-your-face

This is how I like ending my day. 😌

Good night 🌙

Happy Pride!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

No exception this year!

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

Choose a life filled with joy, and pour your own cup. 🥰

the experience of nothingness, michael novak

Well fuck. Right to the yugular.

People love to talk about the immortality of the machine, but I'm a mechanical engineer, so I know they delude themselves. Most machines are far more mortal than flesh.

How long does a machine last? A car is a very solid machine, expensive, precision designed, and you're lucky if you get more than three decades out of them.

Your enemy is not the flesh. It's entropy. It's the death knell of the energy imbalance. If you want to live as a complex machine you will, by necessity, generate a great deal of entropy until your machine breaks irrevocably.

You want to be immortal? Then don't worship the machine, worship the stone, the forest. Seek that which is either simple enough to never know death or diffused enough to accept every death.

Bedtime. 

The time has come for this pussy to finally rest😽

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