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Lucius Cornelius Sulla is literally the poorest little meow meow in Rome. Not only this. He is also very sexy as is proven in the ancient texts and was also revealed to me in a dream or five. Has he broken the law? Who knows! What else is one supposed to do to add a bit of girlish whimsy to one's life? You ask me "are you not his enemy Gaius Marius?" and I am no orator but let me tell you this, Romans: If I had to fuck one of you, it would be him.
Quirites, if he
he is not your man. He is Lucius Cornelius Sulla and my man.
Lucius Cornelius can have a little glory, as a treat
Does he, you know… visit the crypt of Marius?
He does...
bro stop making everyone swear an oath to uphold your laws you’re scaring the senators
If they had elected me dictator for life I just would never retire and party myself to death
rip to Sulla but I’m different
Offer consolation to the ruins of Carthage as the ruins offer consolation to you
Damn, missed it again
Happy Bog Day!
Nota Bene:
@mariussuggestions happy birthday Bogfather!
Thank you my beautiful Bogchild!
no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls
Don’t date a man who has to search for a big war in the north. Date a man who defeats an eastern king. Don’t date a man who sleeps with foreign rulers. Date a man who captures foreign rulers for you. Don’t date a man who marches on Rome for personal gain. Date a man who marches on Rome because of you.
Don’t date Caesar. Date Lucius Cornelius Sulla.
Marius: Will I be consul?
Martha: Consul you shall be... until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear
It’s evening. Sulla has returned from spying on the Germans and is taking a bath. Marius is sitting right next to the tub as best friends do and reads letters. Sulla seems deep in thought. Marius: What are you thinking about? Sulla: I’ve analyzed the homoerotic subtext of this scene. Marius, gay panic: You didn’t analyze shit! Sulla, calm: I’ve analyzed it.
Wrong
It’s never safe to leave the bog
stay in the bog
and furthermore i say that lucius sergius catilina is a
truly a threat to our livelihoods!
@catilinasuggestions what about my sexy subordinate @sullasuggestions
1. Throw stuff into swamps
2. ??? Unknown
I like this!
Sacrifice to your bog god
