I Wish To Live Deliberately

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

I miss the era where there'd be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

Barbie (2023) + details (insp 1/2)

Elon Musk bankruptcy arc, likes charge, reblogs cast.

Bonk this motherfucker with another lawsuit

i wish u could still jsut show up at ur friends house and knock on the door and ask them to go for a walk but now it’s like a 3 month request on someone’s google calendar for a 1 hour $80 coffee date just to see someone

There is literally nothing stopping you from doing this

i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab

“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating oil painting that i think about every single day

“fatigue 2”, Big Crab

I hadn’t seen the second one.  You can just tell that guy is standing where his car should be.  He’s too tired to worry about the crab directly, he’s just thinking about how this means he’s gotta call the insurance company and lord knows if giant crab attacks are covered.  He’s looking off to the left because that’s where the bus stop is, he’s watching a bus pull up right now and thinking that while there’s a chance he could sprint for it and make it on he absolutely cannot bring himself to run right now - not from the crab, not to the bus, not for anything.  Fuck the diet, though, he’s getting fast food tonight.  Not like he can drive to the store now anyway.

gotta deal with capitalism and a giant crab now. hope he's got some wine in that briefcase

a scene from put that thing back where it come from or so help me | monsters, inc.

10/10 can recommend. Would do the same.

This is some kind of otherworldly bullshit.

*david attenborough voice* truly the most dangerous predator in the animal kingdom

Specific Barbie references in the Barbie movie (2023) based on the promo and teaser trailer (so far)

Margot Robbie as Barbie - 1959 Ponytail Barbie Doll (The first barbie doll)

Emerald Fennell as Midge - 2003 Midge and Baby (BANNED FROM WALMART!)

Issa Rae as President Barbie - 2020 Candidate doll from the Barbie Campaign Team Set

Michael Cera as Allan - 1964 Allan Doll (He's Ken's Buddy!)

(Unsure) Dua Lipa as Blue-Haired Mermaid (potentially Nori from Mermaidia (2006) , or Dreamtopia (2017-2018)

Kate McKinnon as messed up, played with chewed feet Barbie Doll (Transcends time and generations)

lo-fi hip hop chill beats to harvest the souls of 1000 evil men to

to me middle aged men obsessed w pro athletes occupy the same mental category as kpop stans

“at least they’re not out there writing cringy y/n fanfic-” 

what is fantasy football if not rping owning a harem of ur favorite boys

X-Men Unlimited: Infinity Comic #81 (2023)