remember how mulder and scully literally were on tv and people were like ‘oh my god they need to kiss so bad and be in a relationship so bad’ and invented an entire pop subculture about it and called themselves [relation]shippers and now here we are 30 years later and we have teen vogue articles about who ships taylor swift ewith the newest white boy of the month or whatever WHO GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!!!! what about YOU KEPT ME HONEST YOU MADE ME A WHOLE PERSON I OWE YOU EVERYTHING SCULLY AND YOU OWE ME NOTHING I DONT KNOW IF I WANNA DO THIS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THAT!!!!!
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What do I do? I’m the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It’s a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. So, of course, no one believes me. […]
Anonymous asked:
Scully when Mulder says something crazy :
-You’re delulu if you think this ever happened Mulder
Scully when people make fun of Mulder because he said something crazy :
- If you ever look at him again I’ll break your neck you FREAK
sdkfjs it's sooo funny like she is a very funny woman. was talking about this the other day but she really is just like YOU DON'T GET IT!!!! she's allowed to say the crazy shit he says is crazy because she gets him. and she's obsessed with how his mind works. but other people saying the crazy shit he says is crazy are asking to have their kneecaps busted in. because they're not saying that out of any respect for the way he thinks or to push him or to further his theories. they're just judging him and being mean, and scully doesn't have any fucking patience for it.
Mulder: What’s your greatest weakness? Scully: Interpreting the semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics. Mulder: Could you give an example? Scully: Yes, I could.
happy father’s day to the only father ever, aaron hotchner 🙏
