mom: take out the chicken before i get home
me: okay
*8 hours later*
mom: i’m home!! :)
me:
when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell
lookdifferentmtv-deactivated201
pallet-town-julie-brown
kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho
Turn the fuck up MTV
Don’t tell your daughter
Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.
mlowery8807
A million times YES. Do not spread that bull. There is NO love in abuse.
Tyler Oakley tweets + suicide. Suicide is never the answer.
Pixar, 1995: What if toys had feelings
Pixar, 1998: What if bugs had feelings
Pixar, 2001: What if monsters had feelings
Pixar, 2003: What if fish had feelings
Pixar, 2004: What if superheroes had feelings
Pixar, 2006: What if cars had feelings
Pixar, 2007: What if rats had feelings
Pixar, 2008: What if robots had feelings
Pixar, 2009: What if dogs had feelings
Pixar, 2012: What if Scotland had feelings
Pixar, 2015: WHAT IF FEELINGS HAD FEELINGS
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
