My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

if something is too spicy for you, follow these simple steps!

soooooo I’m about to go suck a dick for the first time tbh so wish me luck

update: what the fuck

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Me when i see a cute boy

can’t stop laughing at how accurate this is 😂

 

no that’s my person don’t go near my person doNT TOUCH MY PERSON THEY ARE MY PERSON AND YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME NO

I’m so confused and curious how she’ll use them ahh I can’t wait 👼💖

I can't wait

im not good enough for you..

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?" my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel