and everything is good

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

things Old Man Sam looks like:

- an English teacher with a severe drinking problem

- an unsub on Criminal Minds

- your uncle who’s not allowed to come to family Christmas because your parents filed a restraining order against him when you were 3

- my sleep paralysis demon

- man who’s too senile to realize there’s no lenses in his glasses

- man who’s wondering if he remembered to turn the oven off

- theology teacher who believes his class will change your life 

- Mr. Roger’s shadow self

- Count Olaf, but a Chad

- Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween (2018)

- old man who’s like, really into bird watching

- tenured professor but no one actually knows what he’s supposed to be teaching

- Mr. Feeny, if he never got to meet the Matthews family

- Me when I dressed up as the grandmother in Billy Elliot for a musical theater class performance in 11th grade

- what Bernie Sanders thinks he looks like in his mind’s eye

- the Unabomber 

- guy you’ve lived next door to for years and you think he’s really nice if a little socially awkward and then one day the police show up and tell you he has dead bodies buried in his basement 

- man you just discovered lives in the neighborhood haunted house that everyone thought was abandoned 

- your ex-boyfriend at your high school reunion, cementing the feeling that you really dodged a bullet

- Peter Capaldi if he stayed on Doctor Who any longer

- an actor who’s realizing he just spent the last 15 years of his life working up to a terrible finale episode 

for sale. destiel bottles. never popped

this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate 

This is so good!!! I love that their arcs have them survive matching wounds, both caused by Azula and both healed by Katara.

Then there is the symbolism of their placement: Aang’s is on his back, because his main conflict was running away from the destiny he didn’t want and Zuko’s is on his chest, because his main conflict was rushing towards a destiny that he was desparate to embrace.

And the how: Aang got his when he let go of his attachment to Katara to save the world, Zuko got his when he let go of his attachment to the world to save Katara.

How am I going to be an optimist about this?

mai, trying to cheer zuko up: want to go order some servants around?

zuko, who had been working in customer service for the past months:

9. THE FREAKING F*CKING OPENING !!!!

annabeth chase (age 11) making small talk with chiron:

(2020) favorite books: legend by marie lu (reread)

one of the reasons i love percy jackson so much is because, all these people and gods get pissed at him and percy is literally like:

IM SO MAD LIKE SOME PEOPLE ARE ON THIS WEBSITE GETTING FOLLOWERS BECAUSE THEY MAKE PRETTY EDITS OR BECAUSE THEY’RE JUST NICE PEOPLE AND DO GOOD DEEDS. AND HERE I AM. LITERALLY GAINING FOLLOWERS THROUGH THIS. MY LEGEND IS A FUCKING MEME THAT I DECIDED TO DRAW AT LIKE 3AM ON MICROSOFT PAINT ON A ROAD TRIP TO FLORIDA A FEW YEARS AGO! WHICH ONLY DOWNWARD SPIRALED FROM THERE INTO PERSASSY AND ALL THESE SPIN OFF MEMES IM SO TIRE D

i miss being sexy in public…this hurts