I AM CRYING OMFG
I DON’T THINK I’VE CRIED THIS MUCH EVER

I dont even watch the news cause its
WHAT IS AIR?
YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS
YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS
YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS
YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS
YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR
YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS
YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS
YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
these are the best set of images on the internet. I am slightly bias as I am part of them, but still, AREN’T THEY JUST GREAT?!
when this happened I was sat on the bus going to college, I tried to hold my laugh in but instead I sounded like a constipated seal.
So I put this as one of the backgrounds
Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this
Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and
You children…………..
You are playing a dangerous game.
omg HAHAHA
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
So basically this guy that I go to school with had to do a video about this academy called the CTE Academy, which is ridiculously far from our own and takes up three class periods, with you only earning one credit. He was told to make a video to promote this academy. He made this.
Passive aggressive notes are the best.
there was nothing passive about the second one..
pure comedy.
I needed that laugh haha
Ha!
I am such a passive aggressive person. I would write each and every single one of these.
I don’t even watch this shit, but he’s hilarious.
I might actually be him
brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
3 OF MY FRIENDS HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE HOW
Omggg
Remember when there was a guy-on-guy kiss on Drake and Josh and no one gave a shit?
i dunno man i think drake gave at least a third of a shit
i just puked because of how funny this was
its actually scary how spot on this girl is….
mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you
THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED HARVEST MOON I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANT BY NAME YOUR FARM SO I JUST NAMED IT “FARM” AND I WAS PISSED THROUGHOUT THE REST OF THE GAME BECAUSE MY FARM WAS CALLED “FARM FARM”
i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
it is fantastic
INFOMERCIAL!
there is literally nothing stopping me from digging a hole. i could dig a hole right now.