Am I the only slytherin who feels like they aren’t ambitious enough to be a part of the house? Like I value ambition and am ambitious as hell, but I am also extremely lazy and that side of me always seems to win with everything
how tHE FUCK am i supposed to believe anakin skywalker is darth vader, huH???? this bitch is the biggest sap ever ok who literally changes ahsoka’s lightsaber color to match his and obi wans. you’re telling me i have to believe that THIS MAN kills children. uhm no. these are two separate people
@ disney im gonna fuck u up and eat your liver
moodboard: ahsoka tano
“because of you, i did survive. and not only that, i was able to lead others to survive as well.”
how the hell exactly did the legendary four founders of Hogwarts decide that houses were going to be sorted with a HAT
Salazar : what about we organise duels and the winner–
Rowena : no, are you crazy?? they’ll have a writing test, that’s it–
Helga and Godric, bursting through the door, completely drunk : A TaLkiNG hAT
McGonagall: Mr. Black, why are you still here? I dismissed class ten minutes ago.
Sirius: Minerva, I’m contemplating what life really means, you know. I’m wondering whether we really have a purpose.
McGonagall: …
Sirius: …
Sirius: Plus, James glued my ass to my chair…
woah holy shit so roosters are fatal to the basilisk, right? and a basilisk is born by a chicken egg being hatched under a toad. a rooster is a male chicken, which means that the basilisk’s father is, essentially, fatal to the basilisk.
hatching a chicken egg under a toad results in the birth of a monster.
the basilisk spends its life trying to escape its father and other roosters.
tom riddle speaks parseltongue, just like the basilisk. he is able to communicate with them—shares a certain connection with them.
do you see the symbolism here?
tom riddle was conceived under the influence of a love potion, and because of this, a monster was born.
like the basilisk, tom riddle spent his whole life trying to escape his father, and those like him. muggles.
Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part Eleven
Accurate.
-,’ types of people ,’-
gryffindor: flirty competitive, inside jokes, bright laughter, messy ponytail, sweaters, dogs, long showers, going on adventures
hufflepuff: thrift shopping, binge-watching your favourite series, playing the ukulele, faux freckles, loyal to the core
ravenclaw: high grades, winters, watching conspiracy theories, perfect eyebrows, fuzzy socks, writing letters, movie night
slytherin: coffee, rainy days, cold hands, drawing, obsessed with mythology, vintage shirts, eye gazing, sharp features
Adrien: Just thought I’d brighten up the space a little, something that makes me happy. Show something really dependable. Reliable.
Gabriel: I don’t approve of this new attitude you-
Adrien: She shows up to dinner. Father.
Gabriel: Adrien-
Adrien: She remembers my birthday, Father.
Afternoon Snuggles
Here’s the piece I contributed to the @kittylovezine earlier this year! We raised money for the Five Acres Animal Shelter (and got to create/enjoy some precious MariChat moments). Thank you to anyone who supported this charity zine, whether by reblogging for awareness or by purchasing our products!
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@chatalyst it was your birthday??
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 💖💖✨
ANTO THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!!! I’m-
Thank you so so much!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Missed you all! hoping to get more active again here–enjoy some adorkable Adrinette ^_^
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