Not me opening my account settings after barely being on tumblr for months and noticing the blue checkmark. As if this hellsite isn’t an industrial sized trashcan overgrown with moss in a post apocalyptic landscape and we aren’t the radioactive rats roaming in it
tumblr marking new blogs with a new arrival banner has the same vibe as someone putting a "kick me" sign on your back
@staff literally painting a target on their backs
trying hard not to be controversial here .. trying not to step on any toes but ……… i like some things 😳 and i………. dislike some things 😳 and. sometimes i even . don’t care about stuff 😳 Please dont hate me im sorry
When your living space is a mess, don’t ever look around and think you should have managed better. Don’t look at the chaos as all the things you should have done. Look around and think, “Look how exhausted I’ve been. I have been saving my energy to save myself and that is right.” And then ask yourself what is one thing you could do that would make you feel more at home in your space–one thing you can manage right now. If that’s fluffing up your pillows, if that’s putting the cups back in the kitchen, if that’s writing a list of fruit you haven’t had in a while and going out to buy it, if it’s picking up your laundry from the floor and putting it on the chair, if it’s wiping the dust off your crystals–that’s enough. Do what would help you now. It’s okay to be tired. It’s okay to be a mess. It’s enough to do what would help and leave the rest.
being in your 20s is like im 17 and i don't know who i am. im 55 curled up with a book. im ancient. i've been here forever. i never left. i'm 5 years old and i'm lost at the supermarket
wake up babe, new tumblr icon just dropped and it actually FUCKS

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot
wishing the UK a very *riffling through pages* actually I have no idea what’s happening to you guys but good luck
I do love when two very fucked up people are in very fucked up love with each other
Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -
“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!
This is why I am still irrationally angry about twilight. Like FUCK I would be sitting around a high school! I’d be learning everything forever! And if my innate reading speed was increased by vampirism and I never needed sleep, I would be un fucking stoppable.
recently i’ve been in the mood to change my life. I won’t be doing anything to achieve that goal but i’ll be thinking about it extensively which is the same thing
Daemon: Rhaenyra I love yo…
Rhaenyra: Prove it. Kidnap me. Murder everyone who try’s to stop you. Marry me by force. Declare war on the seven kingdoms. Kill my father. Fuck me on the iron throne next to his dead body. Do it bitch I fucking dare you.
Daemon:
Viserys just trying to enjoy his dinner after finally convincing his daughter to marry: …
Daemon: shit sorry forgot I was exiled. I must have forgot while murdering my wife. Alas I must fuck your daughter in the middle of her wedding feast where everyone can see us
Laena: Daemon may be a red flag but I’m colour blind and I’ll ride that dragon like he’s Vhagar
Alicent: ✨dramatic entrance✨I declare war. Also Rhaenyra’s a SLUT! That I’m totally not in love with this is a normal reaction to your former homoerotic bestie fucking her kings guard
Sir Criston: IM A DIRTY WHORE! FUCK GAY PEOPLE! HOMOSEXUALITY’S A SIN AND I AM GOD. Alright cool if you don’t mind imma go kill myself
Harwin: RHAENYRA! *punches his way through a brawl* I hear you have an opening for your personal whore and I must say I would be honoured
Rhaenyra: Uncle Daemon wouldn’t it be so hot if you murdered everyone in this room and then fucked me on top their corpses. I’d marry you if you did that
Viserys:
(insp) Viserys and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Royal Wedding. HOUSE OF THE DRAGON “We Light The Way” (2022) dir. Clare Kilner.






