Love how this implies that after the downfall of humankind that doge is the species to supercede us
goes into my ship tags and fanfics: alright otps, make me feel something to mask over my real life void of emptiness emotions
u ever look at girls and think how the fuck u that pretty
me: *says some shit*
someone: do you care to elaborate on that?
me:
Hey guys wanna see something awful
Of course you do here it is
jess, how exactly did you discover this
I cast my net into the dregs of the internet to bring you premium content
*throws you a quarter for your troubles* excellent
Thank you it will go towards my therapy
me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete
when u search for a very specific question in google and it shows the exact thing you’re looking for
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