excuse me. she asked for no pickles.

i read a lot of star trek books as a kid and when i tell you i think about “shaving cream riker” all the time…

(from the first tng novel: “ghost ship” by diane carey)

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

happy fidgeting by herself friday!!!!!!!!

i’m kind of like if a girl did nothing with her life

Building my hamster a whole metroidvania for him to suddenly die in

youre not allowed to come in its for hamsters

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

eye-opening tumblr post for me included the words "people are meant to be burdens" as in humans rely on and support one another and it's not a bother it's our purpose; to love and be loved in return. so if you ever think you're being annoying just remember we were made to love and it's going to be okay

jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board

Can you believe this shit

bullshit

come on man

we are fucked

13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim - Seaside Vacation

i'm like a werewolf but instead of turning into a wolf on the night of the full moon i dont do that and i just stay human

I miss when library books used to have little paper pockets inside with a list of all the people who borrowed it and when... I hate that this is now exclusive knowledge of librarians. I do care that a miss Mariana borrowed this book in 1985 and then Dario in 1997. They're my brothers and sisters

mold poisoning stories

you know that post about how people talk about animal crossing villagers they hate. i’ve just been on a what lps do you hate reddit thread it has me dying one sec

obsessed with this

They hate it