on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

“I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK.”

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

A thrilling saga

me: idk why people make app merchandise like fuck the entirety of angry birds merch franchise. 

friend: u can buy neko atsume plushies now 

me: 

tag yourselves i’m chondle

There are two kinds of people

- “I dedicate this to mum, dad and Martyn (the best family ever) And thank you to anyone who has ever enjoyed one of my videos! This is for all of you!”

- “I dedicate this book to myself because I wrote it.”

“that’s a lot of onion rings” — me in any given onion ring factory

*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*