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I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
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Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
turtle94c
“Whats your safe word?”
diaryofakanemem
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
trashg0d
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
“Every strong man got a sensitive side”
5unflwr
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
pussyprlnt
“Ooo that’s cute”
mysoulrunsdeep
Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?
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i pirate movies by reading the synopsis then subconsciously have the movie play out in my dreams when i sleep. untraceable. hollywood can’t stop me.
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“It was the year I learned how much damage I could do.
And yes, I will remember it as the year of
first love and happiness returned and living on my own and new friendships and
the time we walked around the entire island
over rocks, through shallow waves.
But most of all, I don’t want to forget
how my mouth is a weapon.
We’re all sharper than we realise,
death by a thousand invisible cuts we didn’t know we were making.
Selfish and careless, I pulled your heart out
through your throat.
Next year I want to be as kind as I used to assume I was.
I want to be so kind it ricochets back
and snatches the weapon out of my hands,
so kind I undo all the million aching knots I tied the people I loved into.
— 2017 // L.H.
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if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me
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helpful tips
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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
The four you the next week
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Pokemon Indigo League // Season 1 Episode 20
Source: deadgrlwalking
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i’m adrian
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We’re not actually afraid of BEING alone when we’re at home or in the woods by ourselves.. We’re afraid we’re NOT alone.
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adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why
teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis
adults: it's the iphones isn't it
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anyways time is fake and nothing is real i’m just living my life from one halloween to the next
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How cool would it be if we had the ability to dream together with other people. Like multi-player dreaming
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One of the most bittersweet feelings has to be when you realise how much you’re going to miss a moment, while you’re still living it.
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everyone has that one person on facebook who got pregnant, had a kid and now believe they have wisdom beyond their years and does vegan yoga
luxtempestas
the person in question i know named their child novali galileo starshine and apparently has a business of making jewelry out of resin cast breastmilk..
pyronoid-d
I’m confident everyone can relate to the original post but I don’t think anybody could have expected that twist