A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

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Philosophy: Solved

I’ve never laughed so hard 

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

im laughign remember when i made this post

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Baby armadillo.

Humans will pet anything.

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”

It truly is.

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

honestly same

i won’t ever let anyone forget that chris hemsworth was in a show about tween girls riding horses and learning the true meaning of friendship

u can never leave the saddle club

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne