glasses are obsessed with collecting grime… it’s their passion and hobby

maybe if i think really hard about video game character everything will be okay

we need more women who are just fucking losers

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

Here on tumblr we are all professionals.

fandoms love to go ooooo you have to read this fic it's the most popular fic in the famdom it's a fandom classic and then you read it and it's bad

oh it's time for me to be unhinged about these two. again

ain't no fuckin privacy on the normandy you just know the crew was listening to this shit like

me thinking about Kaidan Alenko moodboard

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

She should be at the club

Kaidan: Why me? Why not her?

Shepard: Kaidan...I could never leave you behind. You know that.

The rest of the squad sitting there listening:

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

devastating diss tracks aren’t enough. we have to kill this man

i want to wake up tomorrow and learn kendrick is chasing drake through the street with a scythe

tbh i think if kendrick just concentrates hard enough, he can psychically make drake tear in half from the dick up.

and i think no one who matters would even be mad about it. it wouldn’t be an issue.

Good Omens 3 update 👀

(David Tennant was at a con in Germany today)

and about Michael's new play :) <3