Robot 🤖
I’m a robot
With my programmed smile and laugh
My movements forced and choppy
My appetite null and void
But mostly
The hollow that used to hold my heart
Is closed off from feeling
But I hide behind my programming
To pretend it’s all ok…
big big biggggggg mood
stop what ur doing
and appreciate this rat. the rat of self care and love, he will let you know that u are loved and help u feel good.
Surprising how the same thing can be for hostage and romance both (via /r/memes by /u/devansh1221 https://ift.tt/2BlypmZ)
How on earth do u afford everything u do, ur in college lmao
I have this app called dosh and I love it! It’s helped me save so much money. All you have to do is download the app and link your card and the app does the rest (fyi you get bonus cash if you link your card right away). It automatically scans the web an applies all the coupons it finds for the stores you shop at to your orders. It also gave me an INSANE amount of cash back at all the stores I shopped at. I’ve had it for a month and I’ll be booking my trip to the Bahamas next week with all the money I’ve saved! Stay tuned for all my pictures and download it here if ya wanna give it a shot
But fr how legit is this
SO LEGIT I JUST DID IT
everyone
listen
everything in this app is true, plus it gives $5 literal free cash per referral through the app. I told my friends to sign up w my code and I’ve made 60 bucks so far and I just got it. just make sure u link ur card so it goes thru
not. a. drill.
me irl (via /r/me_irl by /u/xTheAddy https://ift.tt/2Fu111n)
big mood
bitch try me
I would be on green almost 90% of the time and snag a yellow when I needed a nap. I never went on red bc I was enough of a sociopath to just manipulate one of the other kids to push someone in the dirt or make another kid cry for me.
You should maybe seek therapy there’s no way you’ve just gotten rid of that
milkwalker doesn’t lie (via /r/dankmemes by /u/confusednarwhal1 https://ift.tt/2JtPXj2)
i have a bigger pp than most boys in my grade
Oh my god….Dogceit….
DOGCEIT!!!
gonna steal all of your hoes
Why are Trump supporters acting like their #BoycottHawaii movement is such a bad thing for Hawaii. Hawaii’s the luckiest state in the union now boycott my state too the fuck
“Dear Mike Pence, you can’t tell familys what to do, If someone is gay or trans, thats fine, it makes them know who they are, so 😝”
9-year-old Luke is the best. (via ACLU of Virginia on Twitter)




