please, step into my office
(art blog: @stageshow)
really tragic seeing one of those reversible octopus plushies on some cars dashboard and its set to the "angry" face and knowing some white girl with a nose ring out there is having a bad day.
Anonymous asked:
I love your art! Is it ok if I request celestia at the beach with twilight?
rip Celestia...
guys use your sunscreen even if you are a princess of sun
Me, at drive thru: Can I get a... Number 7, with large fries, and a sprite? Thanks, I love you.
Drive thru: I love you too.
Me: Beautiful night, isn't it?
Drive thru: Yes, it is.
Me: And it'll be a beautifully day tomorrow?
Drive thru: It will be.
okay sorry weird announcement but i will be closing comms early because i will entering residential ed treatment this upcoming thursday and will be uh otherwise occupied for a few months n I need to focus on getting ready! this will not effect existing commissions 👍
patruelesfratresomnes
Actually, no joke, the marachino cherries you put on sundaes really aren’t red. They’re made from cherries like the Queen Anne variety, which are yellow and pink. They are dyed red.
Yes. With the blood of ferrets.
chiribomb
Fact I didn’t just make up, it’s often with insect-derived dyes, which is why some brands are not kosher.
Ferrets are the largest known insect.
just saw two 12 year olds walk by, one holding a watermelon bong and the other holding a camp stove. i fucking love seattle
smelling the most rank weed i have ever smelt rn. just some bad bad shit.
they walked by me. cast me suspicious looks. and then set up very obviously in some bushes. love that these middle schoolers think i’m not a narc
i can see them fucking taking rips this is killing me. should i go ask for a hit
they’re fucking smoking playdoh over there
asked about it and one of them said “we’ve been getting real innovate recently” the kids are fucking alright
asked about the camp stove and one of them said “i don’t even know i am so fucked up”
i was genuinely publicly fucking crying in this park before those kids showed up. now i’ll be fucking over the moon for the rest of the night. they’re like angels. little stoner engineer angels.
