Funny how that happens
Player 1 (Ooc): I’m going to eventually make a goblin that rides a giant mosquito
Player 2 (Ooc): Wouldn’t that make it a hemo-goblin?
The group was laughing a solid 5 minutes.
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“Oh I trust the goblin just fine. It’s the DM I don’t trust.”
— a player after our DM introduced a goblin npc that said some sketch ass shit
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Ninja tricks
The ninja threw a shuriken at some people and won an intimidation check, after the encounter another player commented on it
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“Settle down palpatine” from the dm
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