> [keep staring at him]

ur body is not meant to be as skinny as possible it's supposed to be filled with potatoes

And SANDVICH.

thank you heavy

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

~Manifesting~

This duck of creativity gave me more ideas for my villainess fanfiction, and I am eternally grateful

I don’t know how I got here…

Love the duck.

We are unsure if this may be a memetic hazard we shall reblog this for security purposes.

Oh holy Quacker, impart inspiration upon us most unworthy writers. May your divine creativity flow upon us like water off of a duck’s back. So mote it be, ramen.

Picture this:

You didn’t reblog this post, and now you’re stuck for five years without a single original idea. You may not think it’s very awful, in fact you may not have noticed at all how much it would change you life.

Now Picture this:

Your bones are frail, you’ve grown old, and now you are sinking in a mattress of filth. You’ve been trapped in your room, cans stacking, trash bags everywhere, pizza boxes on the carpet; for well over 1461 days. You used to be glued to your desk, and now you find yourself paralyzed in your bed. Staring at the ceiling, unable to fall asleep, all because you were trying to find the perfect idea for a novel. Perhaps it wasn’t a novel at all, perhaps it was a simple short story, perhaps it was just a one off passion. Perhaps it was an art piece, perhaps it was the finishing line to that essay you’ll never finish. Whatever it was, you needed a single original idea. You had to be creative. Although, you couldn’t possibly be creative, afterall you gave up that chance when you didn’t reblog this post, you took 5 years of no originality, no true ideas to call your own, over what? Truly, what reason was there to ignore and deny this adorable duck. You wont make it to the fifth year. You’ll starve. You’ll starve as a creative, you’ll starve because you are desperate for the thing that will make you stand out, something to call original. But you threw that chance away when you scrolled past this.

Now Picture this:

You chose to reblog the duck of creativity. You didn’t waste your potential, and you shared your ideas online. Many people adored it. Many people adored you. You felt happy, you felt accomplished. All thanks to this duck. That depression you were facing for several months prior? It began to fade away, because now people appreciated you for you.

Would you throw that all away?

yo whats up

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

what the fuck

I just….?

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

[ID: a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece. End ID]

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outstretched hands, offering a

chess piece. End ID]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

was looking through files while trying to sort things out and found this .

oh, uhh I am currently going through a very unexpected loss and am not doing well. I know I don't post often to begin with, but that's just where I've been recently. sorry