Avatar

Untitled

@marcusdilligaf

How to get laid

Step one:

Image

Any questions?

When you bring your partner over, make sure you have a romantic set up, example:

Image

Make them coffee in the morning

Image

Studies show that people are more open to romance after a good meal. Spoil your paramour with only the most exclusive of cuisines.

It’s also very important to shower beforehand too!! Keep yourself smelling fresh for your mate!

Avatar

don’t be like Sasuke

Explain

killed his brother

left his wife and child to go wander the world because he feels bad

needed 500 episodes to actually have a redemption arc

needed a redemption arc

tried to kill his best friend several times but always failed at it because the friend was a) better then him and b) way too good a sport about all the murder attempts.

Stabbed someone who has shown nothing but love and compassion for him, and has shown concern for his wellbeing…twice.

used a loyal companion of his as a meat-shield during a fight he had barely any stakes in. 

Had the fucking moxie, the fucking bravo to even talk about becoming the Hokage after all the shit he’s put everyone through, without even acknowledgkng the fact that Naruto has wanted to become Hokage since fucking forever

still treated sakura with no respect post-redemption arc even after marrying the woman

Doesn’t tell his daughter that Sakura is her real mom and instead, avoids the question to cause drama and taunt the SasuKarin fans

sasuke invented emo culture so all reblogs are cancelled

anyone in this thread smoke weed?

Sasuke would smoke weed

I don’t even know anything about Naruto, I just made a post that said don’t be like Sasuke, and y'all pulled up some heavy receipts on that man, goodness

Kingdom Hearts

Ansem, Seeker of Darkness: So, you have come this far, and still you understand nothing. Every light must fade, every heart return to darkness!
Goofy: Gawrsh

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body