His energy is unmatched
I love driving at the exact speed limit and having speeders behind me get frustrated. i will get to my destination when I get to my destination and so will you. im teaching you patience right now. you should be listening & learning.
the general consensus in the notes is that if you drive the speed limit, you are:
- ableist to people with ADHD
- a bootlicker with a cop mentality for "enforcing the law"
- inconsiderate to people with dire medical emergencies who can't afford an ambulance
- an abuser for controlling people without their consent
I assumed the OP was exaggerating, so I checked the notes and am delighted to report that they are Not.
Other highlights include:
- Going the speed limit is highly dangerous and you're going to kill someone
- People literally threatening to kill people who do this
- Two separate "one time I heard" stories of people bleeding out in cars because someone did this to them. They would have made it if only the driver could have sped to the hospital/ambulance! RIP.
- "OP has clearly never been to [every location on Earth]."
- Left lane discourse
- "I know [improbable number of] people who have been hit by speeders."
- Lots of bad math about how much time speeding saves
- "I have ADHD and I will literally die if I go/exceed/drive under the speed limit."
The more you act like you want me to go faster, the slower I drive.
If I was doing the speed limit or a hair over and you come screaming up behind me, riding my bumper, gripping the steering wheel like you wish it was my neck? Congrats, I'm going five under, now.
Still acting like I'm actively murdering your whole family in front of you rather than calming down and backing off? Bitch, I'm going slower.
Don't test me. I'll do 10 in a 40 zone. I've done it before.
You don't get to bully me into driving in an unsafe manner just because you've got no respect.
my wife learned to drive in the gritted teeth, everybody is in my way style. i learned when i was 32. we did science to it. left home at the same time, rendezvoused 10 miles away. she drove normally (for her), and i let people merge ahead of me, kept to the speed limit, and got there ... 20 seconds after she did, with considerably less cortisol in my system.
she used to get angry at ppl driving badly around her. i explained that they’re not doing it *at* her: truly, they don’t even know she exists. she grits her teeth a lot less now.
WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK
The company isn’t boasting about using cheap/unpaid/forced penal labor.
It’s a project offering voluntary employment opportunities with fair trade wages to incarcerated women, allowing them to amass decent savings and avoid recidivism (i.e., having to return to prostitution, drug muling, and the other poverty-related crimes as soon as their sentences are up, because they’re right back in poverty where they started).
No, it’s not the all-or-nothing Tumblr justice solution™ of magically abolishing the PIC overnight, but it’s a significant improvement over the literal slave labor most corporations employ, while raking in the entirety of a prisoner’s surplus and setting them up for recidivism.
Y'all….this isn’t slave labor the way the vast majority of prusin labor is. They have a 30 hour work week and pay their employees a LIVING WAGE. Also the company was founded after talking to women in prison about their lives and needs
I gave the beebs a jelly cup as a treat and pyramidhead stepped in it and got SO upset
Worthy of an academy award
You should have made the coffee faster 🤣☕
I watched Face/Off for the first time last night and all I can remember of it is this one scene
which was followed 20 seconds later by this scene
Which itself was followed by this scene almost precisely 20 seconds later
It's like poetry
stop posting this kinda shit my vestigial fish brain wanna go home
I fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the sea, but all it does it pull my pants down and I float harmlessly and pantslessly to the surface
Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?
Yup.
- One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’
- We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things
- We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals
- Meat safety is part of our training
- Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice
- We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak
We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak
This... is sobering.
(And I'm sorry, but also dreadfully funny in that particular "I'm A Former Medical/Nursing Person And I'd Have Given Serious Money To Be There And See This Happening Live" sort of way.)
There are so many people out there walking around in suit jackets thinking they've got false pockets, when actually they're real pockets that are just basted shut so they don't sag in shipping, and nobody ever told them :(
also i beg yall to cut open the slit in the back of your suit jacket/coat pleasuhh
- The Long Awaited Meeting Between Times New Roman and Comic Sans | Zac Oyama and Brennan Lee Mulligan
I agree
Tall Jazz DP X DC where the batfam is all at a fast food place and so is team Phantom but Jason is standing in front of the only working self checkout kiosk and jazz picks him up by the waist and puts him to the side like an inconveniently placed cat.
The entire batfamily saw it happen and Jason's just blushing like fucking crazy bc tall woman???? Red hair???? STRONG????
Jazz thought that was her brother. She messes with him like that all the time.
A combination of being both very tired and the similar cats eye light reflection off the self checkout kiosk screen and the hair made her assume it was Danny.
When she realized it wasnt, she became absolutely mortified.
Luckily for her, Jason isn't thinking about that too hard. He's too busy blue screening.
Here's that dp fic that I promised. Sorta. I don't do a DC crossover for everything, ok? It just looks like it because it's all I post sometimes.
That’s my kid
Danny was a grown ass man and if he wanted to adopt a feral homeless child then he will.
Being a king was hard work with a lot of jobs and responsibilities. Apparently one of those responsibilities was keeping in contact with the champion of magic. Pariah dark kinda failed that but there hasn’t been a champion for hundreds of years. When Danny went to the Rock of Eternity to meet the newest champion he wasn’t expecting a 12 year old homeless child. Obviously he had to take care of him. Billy was just a kid, he shouldn’t have to deal with all the bullshit of being a hero. But Danny couldn’t just forbid him from doing the hero gig, no that would be hypocritical. The best he could do was offer a warm place to sleep and some food for the kid. And maybe some actual combat training.
Danny was cooking dinner, well more like burning dinner, when he got a phone call from Billy. It was unusual because Billy was supposed to be in a justice league meeting.
“Hey kiddo what’s up?”
“They know!”
“What?”
“The league knows I’m a kid!”
“Okay well how did they react?”
“I don’t know I ran away when they confronted me.”
“…I’ll be there in five.”
And now Danny has to yell at some heroes because that’s what dads do.
They defend their kid.
Danny’s Phantom form still looks 14 for this AU because it’s so much funnier if he goes to tell off the League as 6’9 buff ass Danny Fenton
Someone tries to start shit and he pops down to twink ass Danny Phantom who hasn’t visibly aged since he died solely because it’s funny to me
Flash: THERE’S TWO OF ‘EM
Back again with being a tumblr sexyman
Also look at the image for the result it’s a cat!
Something up in the sky. My heart drops like a first stage rocket. There’s a soul up there, and it’s not a human one.
I ping him for an ID, but get no response. He’s not openly wearing his name, his model number, or his Princess’ identity, but he radiates a half-coherent aura of rage and threat and disorientation that I know far, far too well.
There’s a feral dragon above our building.
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Glad you like the story about souls and dragons, Tumblr user Faith Dragon.
#derin. hey derin. the FUCK#you write such an intriguing story and a fascinating world and then you leave us with that ending how COULD you#now I have TWO of your stories to devour immediately the moment they update DRAT#seriously tho this is really good and I love the mapping of Princess/dragon/souls to scifi#the descriptions of being suddenly alone? really flips the reader’s understanding of the setting upside down bc like.#that’s describing ‘normality’. and it’s so unknown to the character that it’s existentially horrifying.#love it#cool as fuck
Oooooh noooo the ending you'll have to wait until I get another fourteen delicious Patreon dollars to find out what happens next
#MMMMMMMM#THIS DRAGON................. THIS IS SO DELICIOUS DERIN#IM BITING THIS WITH MY MOUTH AND SHAKING IT LIKE A DOGY#TELL ME MORE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT#i love the descriptor of the dragon its so... chefs kiss
Bestie that dragon is made of metal. You're going to cut up your mouth.
#my god the fuckingg.g the worldbuiding>??????#what the FUCJ.#also mad respect to whatever the fuck theyve got going on with gender seems very cool#from what i can tell all the people use she/her and all the robots/soul things/cities use he/him?? might have misinterpreted tho#anyways go read this and also all of derins other writing NOW. this is a threat
Nah you got it. Part 2 (in $12 time) will explain the pronoun thing better.























