working at a dispensary is funny. guy came in and asked for "weed for guys" and i said "what do you mean" and then he just apologized and left

More places need to start hosting "goth nights" to boost turnout. Goth night at the bowling alley, goth night at the mini golf, goth night on the local public radio station, goth night at the antiques store, the library, oil change, laundromat, tea shop, etc etc. I am correct.

job application questionnaires

Using the last of my battery to tell you all how much i enjoy the neosporin logo font

Last words

Dbz fusion dance but you touch dick tips instead

I should delete this poast

Can you believe this shit

bullshit

come on man

we are fucked

besties... ATTACK!!!

fools, you fell right into my trap

the twitter shit with elon musk threatening to buy the whole thing is so funny anyway how we doing today fellow hotties on our social media that was already bought for billions and sold at a massive loss

Wife, playing Legends Arceus: hey honey I'm fighting a new pokemon and i need some help

Me, focusing on something else: uh huh, what do you need?

Wife: *shows me the pokemon she's fighting* what's this bitch allergic to?

Me: d... do you mean its type weakness?

Wife: just answer the damn question

makes you imagine the sound of a bowling ball striking pins

This counts as a spell.

sorry for posting about gay sex on gaysexdotorg i fucking guess

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