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@marapozzobon

EW unveils The Original Six covers for Avengers: Endgame

Setting a few things straight:

1. magneto was right (accepted all mutants to his cause instead of just the pretty ones, taught them to love and respect themselves, actively fought against anti-mutant rhetoric in order to prevent another holocaust)

2. magneto was kind of stupid (regularly played chess with a telepath)

Vorrei riuscire a trascrivere a parole l'emozione che mi dà il profilo del tuo collo, il profumo quando ci appoggio il naso, la sensazione di baciartelo piano e la felicità quando sento che ti piace e mi accarezzi i capelli e sospiri. Vorrei riuscire a trasmettere l'emozione di sentirti nudo avvinghiato a me, la voglia solo di averti mio, il bisogno di urlare, di urlarlo. La sensazione di tenerezza quando le nostre mani si incrociano, sentirti gemere forte a causa mia. La tua pelle sul lenzuolo bianco, i tuoi occhi che mi guardano innamorati - e io mi chiedo come sia possibile che degli occhi così belli vogliano guardare me in quel modo. Vorrei farti sorridere per sempre.

me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature

also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

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Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.

is this about farting or is it just me?