how is everyone doing this fine night. i’ll go first i’m losing my mind
emotions aren’t masculine or feminine. they’re human. normalize them.
This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.
It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:
All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.
So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"
every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years
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anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach
i love talking to people in real life and being like “oh yeah i have instagram but i don’t really use it… i don’t have facebook or tiktok or anything like that either… idk i just don’t want to waste my life on social media, i prefer to live in the moment” and then i go home and spend 12 hours a day on tumblr
Margaret Atwood, You are Happy
I’m weird first and hot second. If you think I’m hot but you don’t acknowledge my weirdness then you’re missing the most basic thing about me.
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experiencing symptoms
well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive
january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening
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Many wonderful women are congratulating me for my fantastic ability to open the microwave door right before it beeps. They are cheering my name and everybody is so happy and my burrito is still cold in the middle so I get to perform my trick for them again
*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.
bringing an actor back for the finale of a tv show they havent been on in years is so funny. imagine if they made you go back to the starbucks you worked at in high school to make one last latte because theyre blowing up the building tomorrow.
