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✨Cringe and Unhinged✨

@maplequeen94

Maple
She/Her
25↑
On a mission to make being a Whore for APH Canada my brand
FIC REQUESTS [CLOSED]
HEADCANON REQUESTS [OPEN]
Icon by fireandiceland

Hi There!

I’m Maple (she/her) and I’m a Hetalia veteran (25↑) who’s been fully sucked back into the eternal void known as Hetalia.

I want to contribute to the fandom in some way, so here is where I’ll share my fan fictions and headcanons, as well as accept writing prompts.

If you couldn’t tell, APH Canada is my blorbo, so 99% of my works will be APH Canada related.

I’m too old to care about shipping, at this point my true OTP for Hetalia is Nations x Happiness (whoever that’s with is up to you). Though I will die for CanUkr, I just love them so much.

Though please note: while I’m willing to take requests, this is still MY BLOG and I have the right to refuse anything that makes me uncomfortable.

MY AO3:

HAPPEN TO ENJOY MY WORK? MAYBE CONSIDER GETTING ME A KO-FI….AS A TREAT:

i do consider all of my mutuals to be experts in whatever it is they’re talking about in the moment btw. like you’re absolutely one hundred percent right. i’ve managed to find the only correct people on the internet.

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

poor girls hungover, god bless

describe your personality in 3 words or less

Gremlin, Loyal, Creative

sandals or sneakers? 

Sneakers

do you play an instrument?

Technically no, but I can sing and I was always told my singing voice counted as an instrument so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I tried to learn piano and guitar when I was younger but I couldn’t get the hang of it, I was cursed with small hands that made it difficult to play any instruments. 😭

1, 4, 96, 97 for the ask game!

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Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

Spotify definitely

do you like your name? why?

I mean, I’d hope so seeing as how I picked it out for myself. 😂

I have become another victim of Hetalia choosing my name 😅

day or night? 

I guess Night, though I consider myself a dusk person

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

Milk chocolate

14, 40, 57, 82? :]]

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14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why

Honestly I haven’t thought much about it, all I know for sure is that it would have to be a really cold climate because the heat is my enemy.

40. how many times have you been to the hospital?

Does my birth count? Because if so, only once 😂

57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

No

82. favorite ice cream flavor? 

Blue Moon

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Unusual Asks

  1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 
  2. is your room messy or clean?
  3. what color are your eyes?
  4. do you like your name? why?
  5. what is your relationship status? 
  6. describe your personality in 3 words or less
  7. what color hair do you have?
  8. what kind of car do you drive? color?
  9. where do you shop?
  10. how would you describe your style?
  11. favorite social media account
  12. what size bed do you have? 
  13. any siblings?
  14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
  15. favorite snapchat filter? 
  16. favorite makeup brand(s)
  17. how many times a week do you shower?
  18. favorite tv show?
  19. shoe size?
  20. how tall are you?
  21. sandals or sneakers? 
  22. do you go to the gym? 
  23. describe your dream date
  24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
  25. what color socks are you wearing? 
  26. how many pillows do you sleep with?
  27. do you have a job? what do you do? 
  28. how many friends do you have? 
  29. whats the worst thing you have ever done? 
  30. whats your favorite candle scent? 
  31. 3 favorite boy names
  32. 3 favorite girl names
  33. favorite actor? 
  34. favorite actress? 
  35. who is your celebrity crush?
  36. favorite movie? 
  37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 
  38. money or brains? 
  39. do you have a nickname? what is it? 
  40. how many times have you been to the hospital?
  41. top 10 favorite songs
  42. do you take any medications daily? 
  43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
  44. what is your biggest fear? 
  45. how many kids do you want? 
  46. whats your go to hair style?
  47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 
  48. who is your role model? 
  49. what was the last compliment you received?
  50. what was the last text you sent?
  51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
  52. what is your dream car? 
  53. opinion on smoking?
  54. do you go to college? 
  55. what is your dream job? 
  56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 
  57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 
  58. do you have freckles? 
  59. do you smile for pictures?
  60. how many pictures do you have on your phone? 
  61. have you ever peed in the woods? 
  62. do you still watch cartoons? 
  63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
  64. Favorite dipping sauce? 
  65. what do you wear to bed? 
  66. have you ever won a spelling bee?
  67.  what are your hobbies?
  68. can you draw? 
  69. do you play an instrument?
  70. what was the last concert you saw? 
  71. tea or coffee?
  72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
  73. do you want to get married?
  74. what is your crush’s first and last initial?
  75. are you going to change your last name when you get married? 
  76. what color looks best on you? 
  77. do you miss anyone right now? 
  78. do you sleep with your door open or closed?
  79. do you believe in ghosts?
  80. what is your biggest pet peeve? 
  81. last person you called`
  82. favorite ice cream flavor? 
  83. regular oreos or golden oreos? 
  84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 
  85. what shirt are you wearing? 
  86. what is your phone background?
  87. are you outgoing or shy?
  88. do you like it when people play with your hair?
  89. do you like your neighbors? 
  90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
  91. have you ever been high? 
  92. have you ever been drunk? 
  93. last thing you ate? 
  94. favorite lyrics right now
  95. summer or winter? 
  96. day or night? 
  97. dark, milk, or white chocolate? 
  98. favorite month? 
  99. what is your zodiac sign
  100.  who was the last person you cried in front of? 

OMG I managed to get ahold of one of my dream Monster High dolls and she came in today and she’s so beautiful!!! 😭💕

The Next Part in my CanUkr DILF AU is here!!!!!

I have recently decided to turn the prologue of my CanUkr DILF AU fic into a multichapter fic as the way I have written this part (and the next part or two) benefit more from being all in one place than in there own separate parts. I also may end up changing the rating of this fic with the next part but I'm not sure yet.

Day 1 (September 24) :

Royal | Cottage

Day 2 (September 25) :

Culture | Comfort

Day 3 (September 26) :

Mythical creatures | Celebrity

Day 4 (September 27) :

Folkore | Assassins

Day 5 (September 28) :

Historical | Meeting the family

Day 6 (September 29) :

Magical and Fantasy | Ghost

Day 7 (September 30) :

Free