Possibly Insane, Hella Ace

the tumblr app is so fucking bad like you touch it the wrong way and if flings itself at three hundred miles per hour down your dashboard, unfollow 9 mutuals and blocks your mother

Pretty simple solutions.

How much you wanna bet these are college kids

Pretty simple solutions.

How much you wanna bet these are college kids

WHAT DOES SEX FEEL LIKE FOR BOYS

WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE FOR GIRLS?

Why don’t you two find out

Shoutout yeffyaboyuice being the best wingman ever

a fucking concept .

My brothers are declaring that being a stay at home dad would be the dope-est thing

“Oh you just want me to clean the house and cook dinner? Shit, I can do that. I already do that.”

“Yeah and you can have the TV on while you’re doing this. Or like, Hey little buddy let’s go play Jenga”

“Then! I gotta learn to sew so I can tell Susan from the PTA to fuck-off cause my kid’s got the best costume for the school play.”

“yeah fuck susan”

Why do so many Christians know nothing about Jesus.

Smh at these fake Jesus fans

Jesus said that literally if you are rich you WILL NOT get into heaven, because he understood a real fuckin simple fact: the only way to have more than others is to keep it from them, and in a world where people needlessly die of want, to be rich is to kill, it’s a mortal sin. It’s such a simple obvious idea, and people are so so unwilling to accept it

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

me: dark google how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: the best revenge is letting go and living well

me: ….Bing, how do I–

white hermione granger: ohoho nice

mixed racial hermione granger: OHOHOHOHOHOHO NIIIIICE 

black hermione granger: OHOHOHHOOOOHOHOHOH  NIIIICEEEEEEEE

I’m sorry that I see fucking galaxies in your eyes and you can’t even find a single star in mine

Do you ever wonder what long term psychological damage is caused by crushing our small children with overwhelming pressure and time constraints every single day of their developmental life from age 5-18 and then suddenly setting them free into the world with no guidance or assistance other than “get a job” 

honey i don’t have to wonder 

Watch: The Young Turks’ Cenk Uygur nailed why millennials get so much sh*t. 

page 27 has the obituaries of what millennials have “killed”

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

oh my god i’ve only seen this in screenshots

ITS BACK

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

evidence 1: