the longest yeah boy ever

I noticed the audio for the video “[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid” was taken out so I edited it back in

friendly reminder that [AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day

my goon cave flooded

FOOD HUBRIS BY COUNTRY america: believes their shitty local burger chain is a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience because their mayo includes onion paste canada: if your poutine tastes better than the styrofoam plate it comes on you will discover the cold rage that lies under the canadian's polite exterior united kingdom: despite thriving and unique fusion cuisines spreading from the UK to the rest of the world in recent decades, when asked to think of 'british food' the average UK citizen will start a fight over whether cold beans with a modest side of white bread is haute cuisine france: McDo Ortolan Bunting italy: extremely mad about american versions of italian food. blissfully ignorant of what happens in brazil brazil: if the scientific genius applied to making cronenbergian pizzas were applied to anything else, brazilians would all be commuting to jobs on the moon. They have pizza that can feel pain russia: obviously mayonnaise is the perfect topping for all foodstuffs, this is solved. The question is what to put on top of mayonnaise, and it might never be answered germany: less a joke than a fact: the single most produced numbered Volkswagen part is a standardized currywurst

VOLKSWAGEN CURRYWURST IS REAL IM FLIPPING OUT

[id: wikipedia screenshot that says: "Volkswagen currywurst is a brand of sausage manufactured by the Volkswagen car maker since 1973. It is manufactured at the company's Wolfsburg plant and sold in restaurants in its six German factories. The currywurst are also sold externally at supermarkets and football stadiums and given away to Volkswagen customers. The sausage is branded as a "Volkswagen Original Part" and has been given the part number 199 398 500 A. The product has been described as the most produced of any of Volkswagen's parts, some 6.81 million sausages being manufactured in 2018. In many recent years the company has produced more sausages than cars. A Volkswagen ketchup is also produced and sold to accompany the currywurst." A picture of four small currywursts look like thick sausages with deep cuts made horizontally all down the length of the sausage, so they look segmented. end id]

Your pussy is wet? Gross! [EXTREMELY LOUD HAIRDRYER SOUND]

Saul Goodman quiz

press Ⓧ to PENIS BLAST

something beautiful is happening

FOIYAH

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

Oh my GOD

wh

what does this mean op

Oh no two seperate artist created two separate characters with different silloettes whatever has happened to the animation industry in 73 years??? The Horror!!!

This post is making fun of people who cry about "cal arts art style"

I'm specifically mocking this gif

ah, that.

some fun facts about this: the person who made the original chart the gif is derived from outright lied in order to get their point across by deliberately drawing the characters super off-model...

and “CalArts” as a derogative term didn’t originally refer to bean mouths, soft rounded faces, and what have you. It originally referred to 2D Disney-style animation (specifically, it was in reference to The Iron Giant of all things.) And the person to blame for this is...

drumroll please...

That’s right, John Kricfalusi coined “CalArts Style.”

As in, the convicted pedophile.

As in, the guy who notoriously tortured his animation staff.

HOLY SHIT THE MOUSE FROM TOM AND JERRY IS SANS

Say his name. Don't look it up. Look me in the eyes right now and tell me the rats name.

i think thats tom

WRONG!

Try again.

Jery????

yeah

Sans??????

Great post guys

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

i’m just getting over a cold and this video made me start actually crying and coughing and choking and shit in the middle of a discord call today like actually dying for real

a contributing factor was that my friends started playing videos of scary organ music and balloon squeaking sounds simultaneously and audibly over mic

thank you @featheredcritter for many of the kleiner images

i love it when

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

i had the urge to search for this and bring it back

i feel like i just discovered a fossil

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

ok

is the product you want to buy a beverage?

No chipotle 😤

they should invent joints that don’t hurt