THISS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

graceful gallop

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her. “No” he agrees, “this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.

Wilhelm pantomime costume design (1890-1910) PNGs, part 3

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Mermaids playing with their sea puppies🌊

The wonderful digital art of Lee b

Master the Art of Speed Painting: Digital Painting Technique

Art by Simone Ferriero

Skillet Chicken with Creamy Spinach Artichoke Sauce

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Yeah-nah, there’s no way this is bloody legit. Seen it cross my dash a few times and it still smells of BS…

I mean, there’s no way.

Ah fuck it. Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

BLOODY HELL!

Ah, fuckin sweet! Sausage sanga!

(@angelsarewatching as requested in your tags of my initial reblog…)

MY MAN HERE REPPIN 😂😂😂😂

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Food series 2：Cat make a matcha cake！🍰

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMsm8IDsJni/

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MATCHACAKEGENDER!

.✧ Flag coined by us !! When we made this flag and gender we found nothing about it online, after a few months we were able to find who first made it. So we can’t take credit for having a similar idea !

.✧ A gastrogender related to Matcha cake! It has the fluffy soft texture of cake. But also the tough bitterness of matcha. Different layers of the gender can feel more sweet or bitter that one could relate to the fluidness of identity

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Inspired neopronouns for the gender

🍵/🍵s

🍰/🍰s

💚/💚s

matcha/matchaself

mat/cha(matchas, matchaself)

cake/cakeself

matcha/cake (cakes or matchas, cakeself, matchaself or matchacakeself)

sweet/sweetself

bitter/bitterself

tea/teaself

green/greenself

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~~~Matcha lover~~~

AUGUST 23 — national sponge cake day!

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GOD DAMN IT I NEED ONE