This is so clever.  Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it

not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it

aww

the picture that started a war

THE PICTURE THAT STARTED A WAR.

The picture that started a revolution

Please don’t ever forget that at one point in time there was an actual Pokemon musical touring the United States

There was even weird sexual tension between Giovanni and Ash’s mom

Just never forget

So, I wasn’t expecting this to get so many notes. But because it did I figured you might all like to know that one of the stage managers of the show uploaded the entire thing to YouTube in seven parts a few years ago. Enjoy.

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that last one is a farsquad

I think we’ve gone too Farquad.

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

what the fuck is this bullshit

HES STILL THERE

THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON

Ur belly button is where ur in bill uncle cord was

u mean aux cord

VIRGO

you are a shared secret kept between cupped hands;                                   you are the first drizzle of spring, the laughter-filled nights of summer.

(there is static in your head and in your heart— breathe,                                      and remember that you are more than what your reflection tells you.) 

TAURUS

longing paces circles in your heart.                                                                       the want for more thrums just under your skin,                                                     and in your blood there are a thousand wolves howling,                                     necks craned back in prayer to the moon.

(you are not a monster for wanting more than what has been offered to you.)

SCORPIO

count the stars,                                                                                               and count the distance between where you are and where you want to be.

(just because icarus fell doesn’t mean you will.)

SAGITTARIUS

stand beneath the night sky and let the wind run cold fingers along your arms;   let the air scrape your throat with each inhale,                                                   let it sit in your lungs like something precious.

(the night sky is deep enough to get lost in. just like life. just like you.)

PISCES                                                                                                                                you are not atlas, and they are not your responsibility.

(the weight of your world is heavy enough without trying to carry other people.)

LIBRA

one day, you will wake up and realize that you are happy,                                   and you should be around to see it.

(darling, you do not need to have it all figured out now.)

LEO

you are the nostalgia of swing sets;                                                                     you are the smell of petrichor,                                                                             you are a childhood lullaby, only half-remembered.

(who you want to be is never out of reach.)

GEMINI

close your ears to them—                                                                                     your dreams are no one’s but your own,                                                             so never let them take that away from you.

(you have a star within you, and it burns bright.)

CAPRICORN

you are not an island;                                                                                           you are the sky, and when you hurl down lightning and rainfall,                           you are not hurting only yourself.

(please treat others the way you wish to be treated.)

CANCER

those memories are stamped onto your eyelids, I know;                                     but, when they come to you, unbidden, in the night,                                           do not cringe. do not cry. do not waste your time regretting.

(you are not who you were then.)

ARIES

take down their pictures;                                                                                     delete their numbers from your phone.

(your garden is dead, dear; do not waste your love on corpses.)

AQUARIUS 

you are the sting of tears;                                                                                     you are the first snowfall of winter, the burnished golds of fall.

(believe in yourself the way you believe in others.)

Always order Papa John’s Pizza online. The code 25OFF works every time for 25% off your order. 

any blog that saves me money is a blog i will forever follow

all12 is even better, any large pizza with any 5 toppings for $12…

Reblog to save a life

Honest MBTI Stereotypes : Part II

INTP: geek

ENTP: geek with social skills.

INTJ: your local geek with a superiority complex

ISTJ: would fuck a map.

INFJ: probably crying over the state of the world;

INFP: cries over Finding Nemo.

ESTP: human personification of an eyebrow waggle

ESFJ: the peppy head cheerleader from any teen movie

ISFJ: out doing The Right Thing ™

ISTP: cool skater dude

ESFP: the one who brought the booze.  and the pot.  and the coke?

ENFJ: don’t fuck with mother hen

ISFP: your town’s local drug dealer with the cool hair

ESTJ: half of the couple fighting in ikea

ENFP: like tiny hedgehogs: adorable and fun, but don’t piss them off.

ENTJ: if a nuclear bomb had a human face.

I am terrified of killer whales.

They have their big white eye, yeah, but it’s not their eye! They deceive you. 

I love to play videogames.

I’m pretty pro at them too - I put up a good fight in racing games!

I wish I could speak Italian.

It’s such a sexy language…

I can name all of the original Pokemon.

And I’m proud of it.

I can't eat skittles without having one of each colour.

You have to taste the rainbow!