sucks when you’re just sitting around having an okay day and suddenly a wave of I Wanna Die™ hits you

girls be actin freaky at the wrong time u at the drive thru and u ask her want she want and she's like "you😛" bitch there's 3 cars behind us

Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you. But simply to say thank you, for all I have.

Fuck..

i just need to be fed tacos and fucked raw tbh

The Ash by Ars Thanea

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do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

and then you have to pee