Colleen

“That Lion only eats good food”

Wait this rules.

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

This is the greatest plot twist in cinematic history

I LOVE TODAY

“woops, there was an error. Joe is actually winning by A LOT”

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

they deadass forgot oranges

ok they also forgot blackberries

Black isn’t a color

Redcurrents

Currants come in both black and red, the color isn’t a part of the name but an adjective.

Kiwis

I’m very sorry but kiwis are a bird not a color.

I’m about to Mcfuckin lose it

@alexxrios

????????????????? boneless motherfucker

Is he, you know ...

It’s still so fucking funny to me that the supernatural writers brought deancas on themselves by their own obsession with misogyny, like fans going “hey, love the show but at least 2% of the time could women exist as something other than disposable sexual objects or maternal figures?” and the writers being like “no 🧡” and in so doing accidentally created a portal that released unrelenting homosexuality, just an absolutely Titanic-level romance between two men all bc they couldn’t keep a woman alive for more than two consecutive episodes lmao

I've invented a new system of government where before you pass any bill it has to be read by a philosopher, community leader, and a historian who are all entitled to reject the bill and/or beat the shit out of you for anything they feel is blatantly evil

I'd like to start implementing this in Florida

I'd throw in a scientist as well TBH

A philosopher, a community organizer, a historian, a scientist, and a politician walk into a bar.

The politician slides the rest of them several stacks of paper.

They all go out to the parking lot.

A philosopher, a community organizer, a historian, and a scientist walk into a bar.

What is this, some kind of joke?

The punchline was in the parking lot.

Roman Emperor Julius Caesar is overthrown (44BC)

This the Blue Florida of prosperity Reblog for 4 years of good luck

And furthermore… COME THROUGH BLEXAS

Blorida, Blexas. AND Blohio. It got better

Eh, why not?