Idk man my steampunk goggles are nauseating to look through and I refuse to draw Elias Bouchard for any reason other than goofs
In celebration of season 5 of The Magnus Archives, I costested Nikola Orsinov and took some self-portraits in my studio. I hope you like it!
did I ever upload the full photoset? here’s Grim van Gogh in all her glory
Saw people doing S1 Vs. S4 headcanons for Jon and Martin. So I thought I’d do my own
what ur favorite tma entity says about u
the corruption: you still really love jane prentiss and probably call her something like “my bug wife”. also you’re a little bit touch-starved.
the desolation: you are a wlw. you have probably called gertrude a milf or gilf at some point and it was only like 80% ironic. after mag 154 your first thought was “wow can’t believe gertrude fucked eric’s wife”.
the vast: you are probably at least a little bit of a stoner and you think simon fairchild is hilarious. you’re also into astrology and you like tea.
the buried: you really, really want a nap. like, so bad. also you’re touch-starved but let’s not get into that.
the lonely: you are an introvert and probably had at least a brief phase when you were like 13 where you had a bit of a superiority complex based on the fact that you liked books or something.
the eye: you spend every episode chanting GROW MORE EYES! GROW MORE EYES! at jon. you either think elias is kinda hot actually and won’t admit it or you’re the founder of your local basira defense squad.
the stranger: you are gay, you love theater, you’re kinda into skincare, and you have to admit that you probably wouldn’t mind too much if nikola kidnapped you for your skin.
the spiral: you’re just a big fan of how michael/helen said “fuck this, my gender is Sharp hehe stabbed you” and you’re hoping to follow in those footsteps. also, you love neon colors.
the hunt: you are either 1) a furry 2) you’re still not over daisy growling because holy shit that was really hot 3) a former warrior cats fan or 4) all of the above.
the slaughter: you’ve got some repressed rage happening in there and you hate capitalism. you WILL kill jeff bezos and you WILL pee on ronald reagan’s grave.
the flesh: you just want to shapeshift really badly and you don’t really care how.
the end: you’d probably describe yourself as someone who prefers to stay out of drama but you actually mean that you prefer to watch from the sidelines with popcorn and judge everyone. or maybe you’re just a little bit goth
the web: you still love terezi pyrope
the dark: you think manuela is hot and you also would probably like to take a nap. you may or may not have sensory processing issues that make bright lights unpleasant and you had a vampire phase.
google review of the magnus institute
Me: waiting for any form of public transport Rain: starts Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧
y’all i’m impulsively looking at houses I could reasonably afford and like look at this thing
it’s so fuckin??? small??
and then it’s got this weird deck
and it is???? very green inside???
i don’t even know what kind of room this is meant to be
I think this may be the kitchen but like… why are both the ceiling and walls bulging mysteriously
CURSED VERY RED NARROW ROOM WITH SINGLE CHEST HIGH OUTLET SLIGHTLY OFF CENTER
and it’s got a lovely view of…
INDUSTRIAL WASTELAND
Throwback to my favorite house in Pittsburgh
not to harp on this point but the care with which a girl you’ve known for maybe three weeks will ask you “what’s wrong?” if you look even mildly distressed is more emotional labor than you’d receive from any man over the course of six lunar cycles
if my dad sees me crying, he pretends he’s getting a call so that we don’t have to have an awkward conversation, but a drunk girl who stumbled across me in a public bathroom would literally become my emotional triage nurse
This is so relatable, I’m dying.
LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK
For those of you who aren’t going to vote in the 2020 election because Bernie or whoever didn’t win primaries.







