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living in a university town during august and seeing the chasers slowly repopulate your grindr is like watching an ecosystem heal

Dovekies are genuinely so awesome Look at this thing

"Re Blog" to PERMANENTLY become some sort of fucked up creature or demented beast

I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)

puppygirl who got an orchiectomy who has a tattoo of the symbol for neutered animals

EXTREMELY GOOD ADDITION THANK YOU <33

i think every dating app should be formatted like tumblr. making unfunny jokes on random posts until someone makes you their dog is a beautiful thing

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

Perfect tags

love nichijou because the entire cast is really funny and iconic in their own ways but i couldn’t tell you the names of 80% of them

yknow those “spot the main character” anime screenshots??

try to guess who the main character is here. there’s a correct answer

[tik tok tts voice] shooting a fortnite nerf dart at my wifes cock

is there a name for this

hey op. i want you to know my boyfriend has been in hysterics, laughing and occasionally wheezing out "bibby" for the past half an hour because of this post. are you proud of what youve done?

Im the bf btw I made fanart

You know that cute way bugs wave their front legs looking for the next leaf to walk on I'm doing that to cute transgenders on this website

bug 2 bug communication......... :3

"no kink in public don't walk your partner on a leash where other people might see" and just let him run into the fucking road??????

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with