Kurdish Warrior WomenFearlessly fighting the evils of ISIS at every turn. Made especially fierce by the knowledge of what ISIS will do to them if they are captured. And made an especially effective due to the fact that ISIS fighters believe that if killed by a woman they will be chastised in the afterlife.

I’m really mad that this doesn’t have more notes. Middle Eastern feminists don’t joke around.

BLESS THIS MAN I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF 

Hahahhahahaha

I am actually crying oh my god hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahajahahahaha holy shit FUCK

i have never felt so connected with another human being before

reblogging this again just to say: if you havent seen this yet you really need to

this vine is just so excellent. the way that second guy just jumps in. the voice. the back shot and the dissonance of the FUCK OFF. this vine is a work of art.

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.

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RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

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 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

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every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

“Get off the roof!”

Oh peered over the edge of the garage roof, eyes narrowing warily as flattened himself further against the scratchy tiles.

“In exchange for an unlimited supply of the warm morning liquid,” he bargained indifferently, racing mind untouched by the annoyance practically radiating off the girl in waves. He didn’t flinch when Tip launched a sandal unsuccessfully at his crouching form. It slapped to the wall a few inches below. She snorted at the demand.

“Unlimited?” Tip let out a humorless laugh, almost tripping and crushing her confused cat when she fumbled pulling off her remaining sandal. “You are never getting coffee again. It’s Saturday, Oh. I wanted to sleep in!” she snapped, ignoring the mildly alarmed looks she received from passing joggers.

“Then I am not coming down,” Oh shrugged simply, leaning calmly to side as the second sandal flew harmlessly over his shoulder. It bounced into the growing pile of failing projectiles and frustration.

“You seem to have thrown me enough food to cover today’s meals. I will hunt when you and Mymom go to bed.”

Tip fumed silently as Oh disappeared briefly from his perch on the edge of the roof only to return with a few handfuls of oranges and apples that had missed their target. The innocent smile on Oh’s face turned smug at the defeated look on Tip’s face.

“Also, I don’t understand how you are planning on retrieving the neighbor’s gardening tools. You will have to climb up and get these yourself, I suppose,” he nodded to Mrs. Renalds’ rake balancing precariously on the ledge.

“Fine. I’ll just stop throwing things you can eat. You’ll come down eventually. And I will be waiting.” Tip reached down to stroke Pig, visibly satisfied with her plan. Oh remained silent.

“…but you DRINK coffee. You should throw some coffee.”

“GET OFF THE ROOF.”

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Sausage💥

HONESTLY I’M IN AWE THIS IS SO WELL COORDINATED

I’m the third girl. I fucking love this. Make this a song. Give these girls awards.

They’re all so cute. Why do I feel like protecting them.

BITCH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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this girl tho

OH MY GOFD