Excuse me??? Keanu Reeves wearing hair clips???????? Might as well kill me with a fuckin hair clip too. This shit too cute. THIS MAN TOO CUTE.
Got home from work Kass warm-down! Woot woot! After a bunch of time fiddling with him, I just was like “birds use similar techniques to dinosaurs, but more elegant!” and behold!
Tool: Mapping Pen Goal: Improve profile view, and detailing of faces.
Do NOT bend over during a panoramic…
Suddenly craving Mcnuggies
What is the point of this item if I can’t make Apollo wear it
things that you absolutely should not nickname
- dildos
- bongs
things that you absolutely should nickname
- roombas
What if i name the roomba dildo bongins
ask-oncies-jizz
borderline but acceptable
so seth uploaded a new video about tiktoks and this clip was there and then this happened
original post on twitter: https://twitter.com/SethEverman/status/1139973578789662720
a small collection of old chat titbits that i still think are funny but haven’t ever uploaded here
one of my favorite vinesauce things has to be this
These dragons probably only know two kinds of hugs, one being wholesome cuddling where they don’t let go, the other an extreme spine crushing dragon hug.
Honestly I have absolutely no objection to either.
There’s even more pictures, from the second page of the link:
Never before have I so deeply wanted to live in the world of someone’s artwork. Those pictures with the human just burying their entire upper body in the floof, they speak to me on a spiritual level.
The one with the guy sitting on the giant shiba inu’s head… yes
When I goof off while drawing my friends like to challenge me to corrupt characters I have no right disrespecting like this
when will i stop shitposting
just some totally normal pictures of Waluigi and Wario
theweegeemeister
Ok so literally no-one has guessed all the things I changed in this pic surprisingly so:
- their pink noses are now flesh toned
- their blue eyebags have been removed
- their pupils have been doubled to a more ‘normal’ size
So all they need is more sleep and they’re fine.
Name two more relatable characters.
Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster
One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that
Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”
mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling] DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-
I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?
sapphicspadassin
they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour