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Neither femme nor masc but a third more wicked thing....... Boring
oh, wait. oh SHIT. i just realized.
at the end of sksw (spoilers) fi says "good luck." before now, i was just like "oh that's a heavy line cuz she cares" NO. that's not all there is to it.
directly before this, she gives link a 0% chance of coming back before either he or demise is dead. this just cements that this is a showdown. this is a final boss. yeah, but it's only after that that she says good luck. Fi knows the probability of Link winning this battle. She knows. but she won't say.
robots don't believe in luck. and neither does fi. but she wishes her master good luck anyway because she knows that if she gives him the facts, he's gonna be thinking about it. it's going to cause even MORE stress than he's already under. it'll give him even less of a fighting chance. Fi says good luck to preserve the dwindling chance of salvation, yes, but she also does it to preserve Link.
Luck is such a sentimental damn thing. it is as intrinsic to humanity as hope is. as GRATITUDE is. Fi isn't human. but she expresses these things after the long quest that led them both to the Sealed Grounds thousands of years ago. She's changed. She's grown. and even if she doesn't believe in luck, she says it anyway, knowing that it will be better for Link.
so. OW.
reblog to enlist your mutuals in building the House :)
I have made a strategical error
This continues to be the funniest thing that's ever happened to me on this website
With your help we can get to 30% flesh!!!
FLESH! FLESH! FLESH!
At the haunted house (chanting): flesh, flesh-
Ghosts: flesh, FLESH
House (pounding her doors): FLESH, FLESH, FLESH!
Of course this thing is mostly flesh. What is a human body if not a house of a billion microorganisms haunted by a soul wholly unknowable to it's residents?
"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" WRONG! EATING PUSSY!
Easy website
just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about
i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food
Bro.
i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????
stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this
excellent work 🤷
this is fucking amazing and really makes the tories look like shit. Honestly I am impressed
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts
1993-1997 Mazda 626
I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here
So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”
but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared
really gets the noggin joggin
teethinstagramcankissmyass
chicken-burrito-official
so that’s the line huh tumblr. that old post just went too far and you had to poof it.
vertefeuille
Reblog to remember the post before it gets deleted again
Kublai: Top reasons to get married.
Kublai: One: firmly saying "That's my wife!" and stabbing someone with a cutlass.
Kublai: Two: love, I guess.
Probably got so excited he forgot about the language barrier.
Dannymay Day 29: Ghost Speak AU
"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"
Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?
Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild
"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"
Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn't need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum
Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link
Every time this comes across my dash it’s gotten better.
THIS
Link loaned Zelda a set of he/him at one point and he called himself Sheik for about half a game.
