Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912
sapphic-agent-4
it’s a leap yeap
My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later
Hey, I know this is random, but I’m in a bar that’s playing some of your TikToks and HOLY SHIT YOU’RE GOOD
Wait, they're playing my tiktoks in a BAR? What sort of bar is this? Is that a regular feature? Do they have a tiktok hour the way some bars play sports matches? I have so many questions!
But also, I'm deeply flattered! Of all the tiktoks in all the world, a bar somewhere took time to show mine, and then you took the time to find me! Thank you so much! ❤️
easyvirgin-deactivated20160413
happy Thursday the 20th
blakegdiamond
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
the-mighty-tor
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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we DO grow old and happy. btw.
And you find love and it stays with you.
So did ocarina of time Link ever get a sex and puberty talk before he was just zapped into being an adult or was he just left to ponder the testosterone puberty butt hair and where Hylian babies come from on his own
Sheik: The flow of time is never ending. I cannot tell you everything now.
Link: Can I ask one question though?
Sheik: Depends on what that question is.
Link: Where do Hylians plant their babies because I haven’t seen a nursery yet
Sheik: What?
Link: Kokiri are planted from seeds from the Deku tree. I haven’t seen any Hylians coming out of seeds?
Sheik: Oh little buddy you might wanna sit down for this one
Zelda: I was Sheik this entire time
Link: …
Zelda: We don’t have to talk about…
Link: You told me you didn’t know what boobs look like, you liar!
Ganondorf: Am I interrupting something here?
Link: No, get her out of the crystal! She knows where the hair is coming from!
Ganondorf: *remembering going through puberty in a tribe of all women*
Ganondorf: You know if I wasn’t so evil I’d have pity on you but I’m just gonna take this with me. *Carries off the crystal with Zelda in it*
Link: Noooo! I don’t know how to clean it! How do you clean it??? There’s so much sweat now!
Zelda: I think I must undo my mistakes. I’m going to send you back to your childhood time to undo all of this.
Link: But… I just learned how to use deodorant. And I beat up the giant pig guy.
Zelda: And I’m very proud of you but you need to go through puberty gradually. This whole thing has been a train wreck for your development. Goodbye.
Link: *zapped back* Aw, man. I never even had time to [REDACTED]
Young Zelda: Thank you for warning us. Will you take the ocarina of time far away for us so it can’t be used?
Link: Of course, your highness. And it will give me the opportunity to go look for my friend Navi.
Young Zelda: Can I ask a silly question?
Link: *nods*
Young Zelda: While you were an adult, did they ever tell you where babies come from? Impa keeps telling me that only adults get to know about that.
Link: *looks left and then right and then whispers something into her ear*
Young Zelda: Really? That’s disgusting.
Link: *nods*
Hero of twilight: Woah who are you
Hero of time: I’m you but like from a past life
Twilight: Why are you here?
Time: To teach you sword techniques I never got to pass on. And by the way, you got to go through puberty at a normal pace, right? You got a sex talk, right?
Twilight: Yeah? Why wouldn’t I have gotten one? I’m like 18.
Time: Good. Because if they hadn’t let you have puberty the long way around I probably would’ve killed the goddesses myself. Anyways, here’s how to charge up your spin attack.
So did ocarina of time Link ever get a sex and puberty talk before he was just zapped into being an adult or was he just left to ponder the testosterone puberty butt hair and where Hylian babies come from on his own
Sheik: The flow of time is never ending. I cannot tell you everything now.
Link: Can I ask one question though?
Sheik: Depends on what that question is.
Link: Where do Hylians plant their babies because I haven’t seen a nursery yet
Sheik: What?
Link: Kokiri are planted from seeds from the Deku tree. I haven’t seen any Hylians coming out of seeds?
Sheik: Oh little buddy you might wanna sit down for this one
Zelda: I was Sheik this entire time
Link: …
Zelda: We don’t have to talk about…
Link: You told me you didn’t know what boobs look like, you liar!
Ganondorf: Am I interrupting something here?
Link: No, get her out of the crystal! She knows where the hair is coming from!
Ganondorf: *remembering going through puberty in a tribe of all women*
Ganondorf: You know if I wasn’t so evil I’d have pity on you but I’m just gonna take this with me. *Carries off the crystal with Zelda in it*
Link: Noooo! I don’t know how to clean it! How do you clean it??? There’s so much sweat now!
Zelda: I think I must undo my mistakes. I’m going to send you back to your childhood time to undo all of this.
Link: But… I just learned how to use deodorant. And I beat up the giant pig guy.
Zelda: And I’m very proud of you but you need to go through puberty gradually. This whole thing has been a train wreck for your development. Goodbye.
Link: *zapped back* Aw, man. I never even had time to [REDACTED]
Young Zelda: Thank you for warning us. Will you take the ocarina of time far away for us so it can’t be used?
Link: Of course, your highness. And it will give me the opportunity to go look for my friend Navi.
Young Zelda: Can I ask a silly question?
Link: *nods*
Young Zelda: While you were an adult, did they ever tell you where babies come from? Impa keeps telling me that only adults get to know about that.
Link: *looks left and then right and then whispers something into her ear*
Young Zelda: Really? That’s disgusting.
Link: *nods*
Hero of twilight: Woah who are you
Hero of time: I’m you but like from a past life
Twilight: Why are you here?
Time: To teach you sword techniques I never got to pass on. And by the way, you got to go through puberty at a normal pace, right? You got a sex talk, right?
Twilight: Yeah? Why wouldn’t I have gotten one? I’m like 18.
Time: Good. Because if they hadn’t let you have puberty the long way around I probably would’ve killed the goddesses myself. Anyways, here’s how to charge up your spin attack.
So did ocarina of time Link ever get a sex and puberty talk before he was just zapped into being an adult or was he just left to ponder the testosterone puberty butt hair and where Hylian babies come from on his own
Sheik: The flow of time is never ending. I cannot tell you everything now.
Link: Can I ask one question though?
Sheik: Depends on what that question is.
Link: Where do Hylians plant their babies because I haven’t seen a nursery yet
Sheik: What?
Link: Kokiri are planted from seeds from the Deku tree. I haven’t seen any Hylians coming out of seeds?
Sheik: Oh little buddy you might wanna sit down for this one
Zelda: I was Sheik this entire time
Link: …
Zelda: We don’t have to talk about…
Link: You told me you didn’t know what boobs look like, you liar!
Ganondorf: Am I interrupting something here?
Link: No, get her out of the crystal! She knows where the hair is coming from!
Ganondorf: *remembering going through puberty in a tribe of all women*
Ganondorf: You know if I wasn’t so evil I’d have pity on you but I’m just gonna take this with me. *Carries off the crystal with Zelda in it*
Link: Noooo! I don’t know how to clean it! How do you clean it??? There’s so much sweat now!
Zelda: I think I must undo my mistakes. I’m going to send you back to your childhood time to undo all of this.
Link: But… I just learned how to use deodorant. And I beat up the giant pig guy.
Zelda: And I’m very proud of you but you need to go through puberty gradually. This whole thing has been a train wreck for your development. Goodbye.
Link: *zapped back* Aw, man. I never even had time to [REDACTED]
Young Zelda: Thank you for warning us. Will you take the ocarina of time far away for us so it can’t be used?
Link: Of course, your highness. And it will give me the opportunity to go look for my friend Navi.
Young Zelda: Can I ask a silly question?
Link: *nods*
Young Zelda: While you were an adult, did they ever tell you where babies come from? Impa keeps telling me that only adults get to know about that.
Link: *looks left and then right and then whispers something into her ear*
Young Zelda: Really? That’s disgusting.
Link: *nods*
Hero of twilight: Woah who are you
Hero of time: I’m you but like from a past life
Twilight: Why are you here?
Time: To teach you sword techniques I never got to pass on. And by the way, you got to go through puberty at a normal pace, right? You got a sex talk, right?
Twilight: Yeah? Why wouldn’t I have gotten one? I’m like 18.
Time: Good. Because if they hadn’t let you have puberty the long way around I probably would’ve killed the goddesses myself. Anyways, here’s how to charge up your spin attack.
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
wow the dashboard looks fucking ugly now. Also kind of genuinely depressing to have -just- left twitter, coming to tumblr for a change of pace/a different environment and instantly having them make it twitter 2.0. @staff really got me feeling like leaving tumblr already
the sheer amount of negative space, the off-positioning of the Logo-- what the goddamn
Feedback can be located here.
Frankly if you're going to balance the hypothetical idea that you want to scrape new users by appropriating the UI of the sites they're already on, you're going to have to provide an option to opt-out. Between showing people's likes on their mutual's dashboards (please turn off your like visibility btw) and this, things are about to get wild (upleasant).
Oh p.s, you can leave reviews on the Tumblr App in the playstore and the Apple apps store... Thought I might mention that as well. The review section is there for a reason, after all.