MORE!!!! these are fun to make

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

this is my favorite post ever.

Tumblr what have you done?!

tbh the fact that is happening to so many people just makes the post even more cursed and iconic

Goncharov (1973)

I know everyone talks about Ice Pick Joe, but let’s be real, that scene where he finally kills Gil “the Grill” McGilicuddy? Brian Dennehy STOLE IT.

THIS IS INSANE

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

peak character design

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I'm scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”

Goyim should reblog posts like this one instead of always only acknowledging antisemitism when it is about jk rowling’s goblins or easy shit like that.

Challenge the antisemitism that is coming from inside the house. Be a little brave. Because you will lose followers for reblogging a post like this, because there are antisemites following you that think this way, and assume you do too.

im literally never not thinking about the fruit stand guy from the scene where andrey was talking about "taking goncharov to his lake house" RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM with NO CONTEXT. he doesn't know theyre gangsters talking in innuendo but he also doesnt care. the real hero of the movie.

YOU - “I should write a screenplay.”

KIM KITSURAGI - “Oh? What about?”

YOU - “You know. Me! Detective work, policing, hard living, and disco - who wouldn’t watch it?”

JEAN VICQUEMARE - “Oh, fuck. You’re going to make a movie, are you? Want to make the next Martin Scorsese’s Goncharov?”

ESPIRIT DE CORPS [Trivial: Success] - Kim is looking at you. He is worried.

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - Goncharov is not a real film. It is an old joke from microblogging site Tumblr which recently revived to great fanfare. If you don’t reveal you know this, you will look foolish.

YOU - What about Martin Scorsese?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - What about him?

YOU - Is he real?

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Easy: Failed] - It’s a matter of debate.

PERCEPTION [Medium: Success] - Kim is looking harder. He is worrying harder. You have spent an abnormal length of time pondering Goncharov and Scorsese.

1. “Kim, is Martin Scorsese real?”

2. [Drama - Medium 10] Bluff your way out. Out-bullshit the bullshitter.

3. [Savoir Faire - Impossible 20] Do a backflip.

DRAMA [Medium: Success]

YOU - “Don’t bullshit me, Jean. Everyone knows Martin Scorsese’s not real.”

ESPIRIT DE CORPS [Easy: Success] - Everyone laughs. In this particular instance, they are laughing with you.

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

please bring back 2014 indie pop (i could care less that a few of these songs were pre or post the 2014 era if the song fits it fits)

FEEL FREE TO READ THE PART AT THE TOP WHERE I SAY ITS NOT ALL FROM 2014 THANKS!

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can't be happening

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway

What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.

It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.

The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.

The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!

We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it

Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.

The hagfish is a deep-sea fish speculated to be related to lamprey. It exudes a strange goo that is believed to be used to clog the gills of attackers. This goo has been found to be a very good substitute for egg whites in cooking.

HAGFISH SLIME EGG WHITE SUBSTITUTE???

Saponify is a word which means to Turn into Soap

Which is great cuz it means you can threaten to saponify someone and it will both confuse and frighten them!

Wizard Convention Banned Spell List 2022: Saponify

This is absolutely fucking incredible.

160,000 notes have been added since yesterday evening.

OP has well and truly Icarus'd too close to the fucking sun

op you are absolutely fucked

you’re gonna have to brush your teeth, op. and take vitamins. 

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can't be happening

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

@thedragonemperess I'm gonna hate scrolling past this but do your thing

spell of way too many followers activate

Yes. Do the thing.

Investing at 14.4K. OP, you set the bar too low.

In 33 min you've racked up another 1.5k, we'll get you there by Thanksgiving of THIS year.

Last time I checked it only had 115k and that was only a couple hours ago. Saving this rn to see how crazy it gets. I'll check again later

23 hours later...

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

all homeless people deserve housing

yes even the ones that don’t work and are mentally ill and take lots of drugs

@darkrosespeaks don’t fucking reblog my posts if you wanna nitpick ugly cunt nobody deserves to live on the street. how bout you go fucking live in a ditch for a month and tell me how easy it is

forgot to post this stupid disco elysium animatic i made here 

music is by the northern boys 

enjoy