OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.
It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.
The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.
weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors
my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog
no no, french dogs just be like that
unrecognizable force VS ignorant object
the comments on this get better and better every time it comes across my dash
This video got posted on Reddit a while back, and when I identified the lizard as a goanna, I got THIS delicious response from a dudebro:
To quote Jesus when asked about whether attractive women could be to blame for adultery: “If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out”.
Siren/Mermaid and Pirate Book Recommendations
If you are anything like me, you enjoy reading books with mermaids, sirens, or people who live on and around the water.
I decided to put together a recommendation list for anyone who might want something new to read. And if you have any additions you think should be added, let me know! I'd love to find more books in this genre!
- Crown of Coral and Pearl series by Mara Rutherford
- All the Stars and Teeth series by Adalyn Grace
- To Kill a Kingdom by Alexandra Christo
- Sea Witch by Sarah Henning
- The Mermaid's Daughter by Ann Claycomb
- All the Murmuring Bones by AG Slatter
- Daughter of the Pirate King by Tricia Levenseller
- Daughter of the Deep by Lina C Amarego
- Master of Salt and Bones by Keri Lake
- Salt by Pauline Creeden
Me: *self harms without a reason to do it*
Everyone: why did you do that????
Me: eh... uhm....well because... to be honest I don't know
Everyone: *thinks I am doing it for attention or that I am totally fucked up*
fight for what we’ve worked for all these years and the battle was long, it’s the fight of our lives but we’ll stand up champions tonight
In light of Taylor Swift’s album rerecordings, I made drawings for each album using a signature look from each era. Taylor Swift, Fearless, Speak Now, RED, 1989, reputation, Lover, folklore, evermore. Click on each picture to see them bigger!
ceoolsson
a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs
Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭
i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi
Just doing it so my check won’t be $1 when I get it
thexanadream
i don’t trust myself enough to scroll
I’m just gonna reblog this to stay safe 😳
tiny-kt
ugh not again
but i’m too frightened not to reblog
wanna-be-sk1nny
Sorry
ana-wrecksyar
Lmao no risks
feathherlight
I hate these kind of posts so much
veertje1703
Just to be sure😳
itsrakel8
Aaggh
#father mando be testing grogu’s name with amusement and still can’t believe it
