I’m screaming

Went to ask my friend who is deaf “can we make some more” in reference to the flyers we where making for a project and I asked him “can we makeout some more” and he was confused and asked “What do you mean some more?” And since I didn’t realize I signed “makeout” we where both confused and he went to kiss me and I was confused but I went it. And i only recently found out a great makeout session happened because I mixed up my signs.

STOP BULLYING YOUR CHILD GODDAMMIT

i got emotional about pete wentz

Fall out boy going over song lyrics to “sugar we’re going down”

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

urethrafranklin:

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

same

those comments gave me hope to this generation

Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex.  Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom to pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you need to, because even a little pee can flush out the bacteria and prevent a UTI.  I didn’t know about this and I got a UTI from my first time, and it was super awful and uncomfortable and unfortunately even those with good sex education rarely learn info like this.  I want everyone with a vagina to know how to prevent it because UTIs suck hard.  That is all.

Sex ed in this country is utterly worthless, always reblog. Never known when it might be seen with new eyes. Also, penis units should share with their vagina units if they don’t do this.

This is super important, I’ve gotten a UTI a couple of times before and it’s quite literally one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had to go through (I even went to the ER) so please please pee after sex!!! 😭

Today at work a guy confessed his love for me and asked to meet my grandma 5 minutes after he told me the story of how he stabbed a man one time. I love work.

Where the hell do you work

I’m just a waitress.

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

oh.

this is it

this is the video that ends me

high quality video

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

I cannot reblog this enough

Why is this still getting notes

because a treble clef is at the beginning of every bar so there must be notes to follow

Wowie that was a good one

When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!

yo

guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins 

FOREVER REBLOG

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

This woman is a national treasure