Mandragona

hot take: the problem isnt the manic pixie dream girl. its the boring ass moody emotional leech guy she always gets paired with. we need more manic pixie dream characters. just give them partners who are as great as them or let them be happy alone! no more smart, beautiful, optimistic, kind girls getting paired with actual mosquitoes of men!

Also: make some manic pixie dream boys. If I wanna see romance maybe I wanna see a giddy boy full of positive energy who tells you fun facts about the constellations. Stop teaching boys they have to be moody and sad and they have to find salvation in a dream girl, this is how you breed Bad Men.

titanic

*whispers* holy shit

Woah. I need that to sink in.

An Actual Dad™

I’m screeching

Wanda Maximoff’s holding back Thanos with one hand while having an emotional breakdown for having to kill her boyfriend and destroying an infinity stone with the other hand all at the same time… She IS the most powerful avenger.

#sweetest avenger

TOP 20 MARVEL CHARACTERS (as voted by our followers) ➡ 2. Tony Stark / Iron Man (11.3%)

[32/?] (insp.)

carol danvers, turning to dust: um what the fuck do you think youre doing

dust particles, turning back into her hand: sorry ma’am, our mistake

carol danvers: yeah that’s what i fucking thought

Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence

*Asgardian

#are you there yet, tony?

Bonus

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

Well, NOW I do.

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

Welp, that is permanently in my brain now Lmao

rocket, walking up to the guy with the biggest gun: you. i respect you. i’m sticking with you.

When Elon Musk proclaims himself a socialist:

WHAT IF ▬ Nick Fury let Goose stay with the Bartons when his office got upgraded?

more Clint Barton gifs /// more Laura Barton gifs /// more Nick Fury gifs /// all gifs /// buy me a coffee!

# same energy