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Dinception

@mandosmistress / mandosmistress.tumblr.com

Purveyor of Pedro Pascalian Goodness
30ish/call me Mari
BLOG IS 18+

I write for various Pedro Pascal characters.

See below the cut for all my fics. 💜 Or read on ao3.

I’m having some issues with the links to my series masterlists. If you can’t open them you can always check out ao3 or put the title name on Tumblr’s shitty search engine. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I am now using community tags to label my work as “mature.” So if my fics are hidden, that’s why. They are 18+ only.

Din Djarin

When She Fell From the Sky

Din Djarin x Fem!Original Character

A Ten Part Series (completed)

Summary: Takes place prior to season 1. Even though he’s not a taxi service, Din agrees to give a stranded pilot a roundabout ride home. But, unfortunately, he doesn’t quite trust her and she thinks he’s a sexy...asshole.

Tattoo My Heart

Din Djarin x Fem!Reader

A Four Part Miniseries (Completed)

Summary: Canon Divergent, takes place after Season 2 Finale. After losing his Covert, his Creed, Grogu, and the Razor Crest, Din is struggling to cope. He goes out looking for some pain or pleasure to help him forget his sorrows and ends up finding both when he meets you. After that, he can’t seem to stay away.

King of Swords

Mand’alor Din Djarin x Fem!Reader

A Four Part Miniseries (Completed)

Summary: Canon Divergent, takes place after Season 2 Finale. You are a newly assigned ambassador to Mandalore. Are you imagining it, or is the king unusually interested in getting to know you?

Desperate Measures

A Three Part Miniseries (Completed)

Din Djarin x Fem!Reader

Summary: A job he’s doing for Ran goes bad and a frantic younger Mando is forced to resort to desperate measures. Turns out you’re also willing to do whatever it takes to get away from your own demons.

First Class to Tatooine

A Completed 4 Part Series

Din Djarin x Fem!Reader

Summary: Set during episodes 5-7 of TBOBF. You’re a flight attendant who’s so entranced by your melancholy, beskar-clad passenger that you decide to cheer him up with some first class treatment.

Hunter and Prey

(In Progress)

Summary: Din’s bounty is far more dangerous than he realized. And more alluring than she has a right to be. He’s only a man, after all. And she’s a...well, he’s not exactly sure what she is.

Din Djarin x F!Reader One Shots

Javier Peña
Javier Peña x Fem!Reader One Shots

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Is the “fluffy one shot” pig doing whip its with those cans?  Cause that feels accurate.

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Then… where do I go? I’m just at home muttering

into the void of an open word document.

@valkyrien Oh but there’s more to this party than sugar and sweets~ ♥︎

THE PIG IS EATING PINE TREES IN THE PINING I CAN NOT DEAL.

IT GOT BETTER

Where’s the lemon buffet

Third Comic, featuring the citrus-themed juice bar~ @alltheusernameiwantistaken

This has me in stitches !!!!! LOL ah mon dieu, woo, I needed that :-) Thanks @lodessa

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Literal FANFIC art. Art of FANFIC. I love this so much!

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This could use another go round.

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(laughter) “MESS ME UP.” :)))))

Michelle Pfeiffer whipped the heads off those four mannequins in one take and received applause from the Batman Returns crew.

………..

This is some of the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen.

Her whip instructor also taught Harrison Ford for Indiana Jones, and has gone on record saying Michelle is a SIGNIFICANTLY more skilled whip markswoman than Harrison. And as a friend pointed out she was more skilled in a FAR LESS COMFORTABLE AND IMPRACTICAL costume than our good friend Indie. It’s essentially the backwards and in heels phenomenon.

She still has the whip and still knows how to use it.

This this this this this this this!

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.