>Promise not to tell anyone about the offer either way, but ask why the client would want the beloved spider

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7: Unsure

The mouse looks apprehensive about giving you more details about all of this, he looks at you, as if sizong you up, before answering a little vaguely.

"Let's just day that ownership of the spider is a matter of personal dispute between my client and the target. And I don't really think I should be revealing more details without an indication of your commitment to the job."

"Now, as for payment... How does... 450 pips sound to you? Plus you get to keep any valuables that happen to find their way into your pockets in the mansion"

What do you do? Suggestions for poll options in the replies?

Your character sheet:

transcription by @jub3r7

"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."

OP, this is a genuinely genius method of tricking the human brain into beginning to understand the sort of scale that this looks like.

If you want to keep up to date and help pay their fines, Food Not Bombs Houston keeps their instagram current with what is happening and how you can help!

God the animation quality is inSANE

Southern Charmer by Jodie Bishop

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SLEEP I want to try

Pillow is my favorite guy

REST I need some more

into bed where I go snore

PHEW I go honk and shoo

have a blanky feel the snooze

Tired system overload

Everybody SLEEEEEEPINGGGG

Scoobey?? Shaggey?? omg Däphneyy? Frederick?? OMG my glasses?? you know I can’t see without my glasses??!!

hi, gentle reminder that you can reclaim slurs for yourself but not for the entire community! Please don't say g*y when talking about other fags, it is a harmful word that has been used against the queer community to hurt mlm, use less harmful words like cocksucker, faggot, queer, and fairy! Thank you ✨

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Genuinely think this might be the most divisive thing I've ever posted

she let me hit it cause her whole existence is flawed

i get her closer to god 😏

this is so funny

listen to Nine Inch Nails dude. it'll blow your cottagecore-ass mind

what if i killed my self.

The epoch of Mids may be upon us at last

WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

loml, the libby app

[ID: The “Do it for her” meme edited to have pictures of the libby library app logo replace all of the original pictures. End ID]