worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco
I wanna be where you are
costco
obsessed with this. theres something so wrong with him.
They deserve an Emmy.
whenever a mutual likes one of my posts I wire them 5 mg of juice reward if they reblog it I wire them 10 mg
I spent like a solid hour to find this post because I couldn't stop thinking about it
when you‘be been doing sissy hypno training and someone says your slutword while you’re doing your political rally for all the world to see
nooooo his kitty oinked 🫢
I'll never leave this website
born too late 2 be a pirate captain's whorish cabin boy. born too early to 2 be a post-apocalyptic warlords chained up lap boy. why live
i kno where my talents lie
So I found this, I don't know what to do with it, but it will certainly go in the FOX post. FOX News says Biden let the hurricane hilary into the country
im actually SOBBING this is so funny
joe biden is a storm god
somebody do a shitty jpeg edit of joe biden as a storm god ill love you forever
they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary
Have you ever felt incredibly fortunate to have connected with someone online? It's like realizing that a single click could have meant not knowing them at all, and it's amazing to think how close you came to missing out on the happiness they bring into your life.
@staff LOOK AT THESE IMAGES YOU STUPID BASTARDS!!!
Hey remember when staff deleted the original photoset I posted with this image that had like 60k+ notes? Because I remember.
still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.
very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill
i love that tumblr's dashboard doesn't have an algorithm, i love it so much. on facebook i legitimately can't click on anything out of curiosity bc it will be all i see for the next 6 weeks. think a reel of a figure skater looked kinda neat? all you see is ice dancing videos now. thought an ad about shapewear looked fake as hell and watched the whole video just to get a kick out of it? you will be receiving spanx knockoff ads for the rest of your life. accidentally scrolled to a 5 Minute Crafts video and left your phone open on it for more than 10 seconds? well,
i'll just never get over that tumblr doesn't do that to you. that i can click on a mutual's gifset of a weird video game i wouldn't like or reblog a video completely outside my scope of interest and an algorithm doesn't punish me for that. i can freely look at whatever tag i want to and my dash won't get flooded with new content at all unless i follow someone new. i fucking love that
I need a cooking show with these three as the judges. Please.
winning contestant: makes a molé enchilada that is somehow also a functioning bicycle and inexplicably utilizes saltine crackers and marshmallows as ingredients but it works
Girlies and non girlies of the jury,
yes your honor?
attack
