felix exuberating theater-kid energy nonstop this season just makes me imagine his pv chat noir design being a parody of adrien's chat noir
Sluts
You call?
Kill.
As you wish
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics
im going to bring clay back
The MET gala wants what the Debutaunt Ball has
The average human in Australia lives to around the age of 84. With 12 months in a year, that makes roughly 1000 months in a single lifetime.
If my ex continues to go through new boyfriends at the same rate as I go through razorblades (about 1 per month), that puts an upper limit of roughly 1000 boyfriends over a whole lifetime.
Assuming a distribution of roughly 4 people per square metre, that means that all of us could comfortably stand together on a single standard-regulation NBA basketball court!
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
I always bring a book just in case but today I forgot and now I'm bored on the train, so
reblogs appreciated!
Deal psychic damage everytime someone in Skyward sword says Link’s name (I named him baby girl)
I had a weirdly vivid dream that there was a Legend of Zelda cereal. It was like rice krispies multigrain shapes cereal but the shapes were Zelda themed. It looked like this:
And one of the Navi shapes got stuck in my teeth and I got really mad about it and said "I wish they put Tatl in here instead".
Follow to see the same photo of Skyward Sword Link every day.
How many Mario’s is
Jesus of Nazareth (1.13Mb) is worth 35.31 Super Mario Bros.
hasbro: as you know lgbt+ representation is very important to us, and our company is proud to make massive contributions towards groundbreaking social progress. this is why in the final episode of my little pony: friendship is magic, we make the bold decision of including two female characters who have barely interacted since season one making eye contact and talking briefly about chores :)
fans: pinkie pie had sex with weird al yankovic???
hasbro: of course, it’s entirely ambiguous and up to audience interpretation (wink!) can’t afford to lose the disney license or upset the parents who buy our toys, after all! but don’t worry, we love lesbians! promise! look, one of our writers kind of maybe vaguely confirmed that they may or may not be married on twitter! aren’t you proud of us? aren’t—
fans: american polka king and parodist legend alfred matthew “weird al” yankovic????