y'all’d’ve

literally everything sounds better in Spanish

And even more so in Italian

nadie te pregunto pinche pendejo

me *throwing bread at ducks*: do not forget this act of altruism. if i am ever in trouble i expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget

#🐌 #snail #pet #smallfriend #hyperlapse #timelapse http://ift.tt/1OF6qKr

how is it biting it when it don’t got no jaws?

snails have teeth; thousands of them

This is so cool. They are so squishy you never think of them chewing.

@cliqachu

Fun fact: There are recordings made with super-sensitive microphones of the sound of snails chewing. It is fascinatingly horrifying.

i love how in the PPG they made a character that literally personified the male gaze and then made her independent and strong minded but also feminine and just basically Miss Bellum is such an important character she’s the original bad bitch

Plus her name is Sarah Bellum which when said translates to cerebellum which is a powerhouse part of the brain so she was literally a brain.

This is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever fucking seen and I can’t even be angry about it because I’m too excited to go try both of these fuckers

Best photos I’ve ever taken

H E L P H I M

types to avoid

- ross from friends  - ted from how i met your mother - drake from hotline bling

These are all actually the same type of man…the polite guy men think women should want because he’s “nice”, intelligent, fake cares about what is best for her (it’s really about controlling her), persistently refuses to be let her be, has crushed on her for years and refuses to stop chasing/pressuring her because “romantic”. he’s really a Grade A asshole

#types to look for: ben from parks and rec #finn from star wars #jake from brooklyn nine nine (via @phil-the-stone)

*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*

*swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun*

jokes on u i’m not letting go you’re coming with me

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

omfg

lmao

she’s beauty, she’s grace, if u tell her she only watches football for the attractive players she’ll fucking punch u in the fucking face