When you’re around your friends and they talk about “““weird kinks”””  and you gotta play super cool.

I've never experienced this!!!! Totally haven't! >////>;

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Once upon a time I worked in this little burger/coffee/ice cream shop and a lady came in one winter and asked if we had a caramel apple drink and we were like ‘well we have cider’ and she was like ‘no I don’t remember what it’s called but this place made a drink that was chai tea, apple cider, and caramel’ and Breezy offered to try and make something for her but she changed her mind and left so Breezy and I were like ‘alright let’s try this’ because we had chai tea, instant cider mix, a shit ton of caramel, instant hot water from the espresso and too much free time. 

And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.

I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted ‘FALL DRINK’ and my roommates were like ‘????’ so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work they’re like ‘Fall Drink pls?????’

Anyway I remember literally nothing else about that woman but I’m very grateful to her. 

for anyone wondering about proportions/etc here’s op’s answer from the repiles:

@gaslightgallows I feel this would be relevant to your interests. 

I don’t like caramel but I can vouch for hot chaider being amazing.

Deareat @simonalkenmayer I feel like this is relevant to your interests.

Also, I do something like this in the crock pot with the overly sweet Growers Pumpkin Apple Cider, chai spices, cloves, a bit of orange juice, and some super dry Pinot Grigio.

Mix, heat, and serve on a nippy night best spent cuddled under blankets with a book.

My friend, you have essentially backward engineered a wonderful winter drink from the Stuart period.

White sack wine, cider, spices (clove, cinnamon, nutmeg, mace, ginger) tea, sugar, and if you want it authentic, a bit of cream or whipped egg. All this is brought together in a low temperature and then stewed for a time. It can also be “pulled”, a process in which one “stirs” the concoction by using a ladle and pouring it repeatedly from high in the air. Makes it foamy and frothy. 

Serve warm.

On a cold night, this is a delightful thing. Believe it or not, we also used to make it with a stout beer instead of wine. For a darker richer flavor.

One Black Tea Bag, One Cup Apple Juice, 2tsp butter, 2tsp brown sugar, cloves, cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger to taste will also accomplish something similar (just melt the butter and brown sugar together and whisk them around a pan a bit - don’t bother making proper caramel) Make your faux-caramel then you add the apple juice and then the rest; heat it up to a boil then turn off the heat, drop the tea bag in and let it steep for 3 minutes, serve with gingersnaps.

Nothing better than tumblr recipe posts

Saving this for later when it’s colder

Nintendo paywalling to the ability to play classic n64 and sega genesis behind a second paid online membership

so yes emulating is still morally right fuck these bastards

20 year old games for an extra 8 dollars on top of whatever how much Nintendo online costs already like you’re not even owning these games it’s a fucking rental service.

Just pirate.

Feel like this is something that would be useful here so here’s a link to a website with updated, working, safe emulators for 16 different consoles and handles.

It also has roms for said emulators and even pdf versions of the manuals.

Nuff said.

I also enjoy the very big ladies in this game~

I too enjoy the big ladies. and this is too damn cute!

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.

His dad is dead, just don’t.

In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled “Wake Me Up When September Ends” a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.

He’s since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to ‘wake him up’ despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.

It’s generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.

reblogging again because the end of September is coming up. leave him alone.

Reblogging as a reminder to leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone on October 1st and any day after it if your message is going to contain anything to do with “waking” him up because September will be over.

Let the guy sleep. Don't be a dick please.

Reminder that

•you are not gross •you are not disgusting •you don’t have to feel guilty about liking something when you can’t control it •having kinks-no matter what it is- do not make you any less of a person •even though not everybody has them, having kinks is perfectly normal •it’s ok if you embrace your kinks •it’s also fine if you don’t •have only one or a few kinks??? That’s fine! •have so many kinks you can’t count them??? That’s also totally fine! •just know there will always be someone out there willing to love and support you, no matter what you’re into

weird how being more frequently / more intensely attracted to people who are thin, or people who are fit, or people who are “hourglass figures” or w/e is considered a “type” but being more frequently / more intensely attracted to people who are fat is considered a “fetish.” 

it’s almost like fatphobic culture doesn’t want to admit that anyone could see fat people as beautiful, as sensuous, as sexual, as glamorous, as cute… without being inherently perverted or broken in some way.  bullshit.  there is nothing wrong with fat bodies and there is nothing wrong with seeing their beauty.

(thatbeingsaid i am ALSO pointing my imaginary gun at the creeps who do treat their own attraction to fat ppl as if it’s a fetish.  objectification is dehumanizing and it doesn’t fucking fly here.  learn basic respect.)

Like I’ve said before, FEEDING is a fetish. PEOPLE are people, fat, thin, curvy, muscular, whatever their body type. It is NORMAL to be ATTRACTED to your PARTNER. There’s nothing wrong with having a fetish for feeding your partner and encouraging their gain with their enthusiastic consent, but it’s not okay to treat your fat partner only as a sexual object and not a person you’re in a relationship with.

“There is no timeline, no right or wrong way to heal.” – Megan Fernandes

Reminder

18+ means 18+, not “I’m 14 but I don’t get offended by your posts” or “I’m 16 but I’m mature for my age”

// If you’re a minor, get off my page, this isn’t for you //

hey fellow artists / creators, if you’re also on twitter there’s an account on there people are using to turn tweets [and by proxy, the art in those tweets] into crypto / NFT that I strongly recommend yall block

some asshat pinged it on a commission I did for a client. I’m not fuckin happy that someone tried to steal my damn art, that someone else paid to have done of THEIR character no less.

[ screenshots below from this tweet ]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy

🔮 like to charge 🔮

🔥 reblog to cast 🔥

🌎 for good news on earth day 🌍

ik we were on a boycott buuut

Nickelodeon have announced a plan to build an underwater theme park in Coron, Palawan, Philippines. They claim the 400 hectares would “advocate ocean protection,” however by building artificial structures they will actually damage and disrupt Palawan’s marine ecosystems - one of the Philippines most beautiful natural areas.

For a channel that targets children, this is unacceptable and sends a terrible message - to destroy the natural world and replace it with plastic and fantasy. 

WE need to preserve what we have left and celebrate the beauty in nature. 

If you agree, join Save Philippine Seas and 150,000+ others and sign the petition here: https://www.bataris.org.ph/petitions/no-to-nickelodeon-s-underwater-theme-park-in-palawan

This isn’t WoY related, but by god this is so messed up.

Nickelodeon, your most famous charactr is a seacreature, and you choose to destroy a part of a beautiful Philipine reef….to promote ocean protection?

Have you taken charity lessons from PETA and Autism Speaks? Kill what you promote to protect?

Fuck you seriously.

Guys, please sign the petition!

SIGN THE PETITION

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

(I should clarify I’m not black for people who see the title but skim the rest of the text)

same

Why is this so damn cute?