Everybody be on HIGH ALERT... …. ……this could be dangerous
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Everybody be on HIGH ALERT... …. ……this could be dangerous
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff
EGG detected!!
Met more cuties today! Youmg Joseph was really good at the old secret technique.
Oh man, these were greatttt
Wait what the heck did you use on your feet? Mine are so baaaad.
Baby foot foot peel!
Secret Friends
AnaHell is a photographer who uses the body in ways that change how we previeve it. The photographs above depict people bent down with drawings on thier backs. This makes them look like other-worldly creatures.
Finally put up the decor in the living room!
gibbon skeleton
hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?
[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?
That moment of privilege when a cat sits upon your lap and gives you such love and trust and you cannot move you cannot disturb her because this is her moment her gift to you her trust you cannot betray.
She is soft.
She loves you.
This is your new home.
Forever.
Do I want this? Yes. Do I need this? Also yes.
I love the idea that Psyduck is the only starter Pokémon in both Pokémon: Ibuprofen and Pokemon: Tylenol
pizza night is cancelled on account of the
picked him up and put him on the floor and he jumped right back on
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKES
defeat.
pokemon cain and pokemon abel
Do you want the legendary rock type or the legendary ghost type
That moment of privilege when a cat sits upon your lap and gives you such love and trust and you cannot move you cannot disturb her because this is her moment her gift to you her trust you cannot betray.
She is soft.
She loves you.
This is your new home.
Forever.