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sometimes called “double depression"

@malocclusive / malocclusive.tumblr.com

"mischevious irresponsiblesque"

gibbon skeleton

hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?

[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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That moment of privilege when a cat sits upon your lap and gives you such love and trust and you cannot move you cannot disturb her because this is her moment her gift to you her trust you cannot betray.

She is soft.

She loves you.

This is your new home.

Forever.

Do I want this? Yes. Do I need this? Also yes.

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I love the idea that Psyduck is the only starter Pokémon in both Pokémon: Ibuprofen and Pokemon: Tylenol

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That moment of privilege when a cat sits upon your lap and gives you such love and trust and you cannot move you cannot disturb her because this is her moment her gift to you her trust you cannot betray.

She is soft.

She loves you.

This is your new home.

Forever.